The Basics Of Politics
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The Basics of Politics
>
> A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
>
> Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
> I'm the head of the family, so call me The President. Your
> mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
> Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you
> the People.
>
> The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby
> brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it
> makes sense."
>
> So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has
>said.
> Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
>check
> on him. He finds that the baby has
> severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his
> parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to
> wake
> her, he goes to the nanny's room. And finds his Daddy in bed with the
> nanny.
> He gives up and goes back to bed.
>
> The next morning, with everyone at the breakfast table, the
> little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the
> concept of politics now."
>
> The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what
> you think politics is all about."
>
> The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working
> Class
> while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored
>and
>the
> Future is in deep ****."
>
>
> A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
>
> Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
> I'm the head of the family, so call me The President. Your
> mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
> Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you
> the People.
>
> The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby
> brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it
> makes sense."
>
> So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has
>said.
> Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
>check
> on him. He finds that the baby has
> severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his
> parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to
> wake
> her, he goes to the nanny's room. And finds his Daddy in bed with the
> nanny.
> He gives up and goes back to bed.
>
> The next morning, with everyone at the breakfast table, the
> little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the
> concept of politics now."
>
> The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what
> you think politics is all about."
>
> The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working
> Class
> while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored
>and
>the
> Future is in deep ****."
>
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