The Basics of Politics

>

> A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

>

> Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

> I'm the head of the family, so call me The President. Your

> mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the

> Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you

> the People.

>

> The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby

> brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it

> makes sense."

>

> So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has

>said.

> Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to

>check

> on him. He finds that the baby has

> severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his

> parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to

> wake

> her, he goes to the nanny's room. And finds his Daddy in bed with the

> nanny.

> He gives up and goes back to bed.

>

> The next morning, with everyone at the breakfast table, the

> little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the

> concept of politics now."

>

> The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what

> you think politics is all about."

>

> The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working

> Class

> while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored

>and

>the

> Future is in deep ****."

>

ouch. funny in a haha sort of way though.

the potus is such a playa

hahahahaham the president is screwign the people alright.... reeeeal good like too

lol...thats quality