Well we just found out today were having a BOY!



Went to the Doc for an ultrasound at 18 1/2 weeks and the nurse showed me what to look for while my wife was out of the room. I saw his thingie on the ultrasound and was able to tell my wife it was a boy!

Were naming him Chance

 

You people are like rabbits! Can you do nothing to control your carnal urges?!

 

We often drive down this road that has a sign, "SPEED HUMP". We just try to be lawful citizens and obey the rules of the road, including street signs.

 

My girlfriend complains when I speed hump. I don't get it. I'm getting pleasured what more do I want?