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Old Dec 2, 2003 | 10:02 AM
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> >> HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING THESE THINGS?



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>> Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "G>> entlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the >> English language



>> The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and >> Wilma Flintstone.



>> Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.



>> Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.



>> Coca-Cola was originally green.



>> It is impossible to lick your elbow.



>> The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska



>> The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...) The >> percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%



>> The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400



>> The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000



>> Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.



>> The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.



>> The youngest pope was 11 years old.



>> The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer



>> The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.



>> Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

>> Spades - King David

>> Hearts - Charlemagne

>> Clubs -Alexander, the Great

>> Diamonds - Julius Caesar



>> 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321



>> If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the >> air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the >> person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all >> four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.



>> Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John >> Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last >> signature wasn't added until 5 years later.



>> Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their >> birthplace



>> Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name >> requested?

A. Obsession



>> Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you >> would find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand



>> Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser >> printers all have in common?

A. All invented by women.



>> Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey



>> Q. On which day is there more collect calls than any other day of the year?

>> A. Father's Day



>> In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. >> When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer >> to sleep on. Hence the phrase........."goodnight, sleep tight."



>> It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month >> after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the >> mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was >> lunar based, this period was called the honey month...which we know today as >> the honeymoon.



>> In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts.. So in old England, >> when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints >> and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and >> Q's"



>> Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the >> rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the >> whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by >> this practice.



AND FINALLY

>> At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.







woo go chain letters.



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Old Dec 2, 2003 | 10:07 AM
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I'm wasting my life
Old Dec 2, 2003 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by defprun' date='Dec 2 2003, 11:07 AM
I'm wasting my life
why yes you are a waste of life.



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Old Dec 2, 2003 | 10:18 AM
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Wow, a post where I feel smarter after reading it...



Thank you kevin...now I can pretend to be smarter(or, until I forget all this)...
Old Dec 2, 2003 | 10:26 AM
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damn i almost tried to lick my elbow....glad i finished reading first! your a tricky one
Old Dec 2, 2003 | 10:44 AM
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Almost...have...it....damn short tongues!
Old Dec 2, 2003 | 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by apexkw' date='Dec 2 2003, 08:26 AM
damn i almost tried to lick my elbow....glad i finished reading first! your a tricky one
LOL



Me too, I was like "yeah right" and then I tried and I said "aww.. dang.."
Old Dec 2, 2003 | 03:37 PM
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lol...me to
Old Dec 2, 2003 | 05:22 PM
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I just licked my elbow. Hey ladies.........
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