the tasteless joke thread!
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so hornbm and a little girl are walking in the woods, and the little girl says "im scared". matt turns around and says " what do you have to be scared about, im the one who has to walk out of here alone!"
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There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.
The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."
The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"
She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."
The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"
She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
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From: Spokane, WA
Originally Posted by ©ØÐËߣüË' post='805614' date='Mar 3 2006, 10:56 AM
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.
The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."
The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"
She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."
The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"
She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
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From: Guess its Spokeompton... USA...
Thought this was cute...sent to me from a sick NW forum member.
> Subject: TIRED OF THE RAIN?
>
> A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long
> line of judgment.
>
> As he stood there, he noticed that some souls were allowed to march
> right through the Pearly Gates and into Heaven. Others though, were
> led over to Satan, who threw them into the burning pit. But every so
> often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss
> a soul off to one side into a small pile.
> After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity
> got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was
> doing.
> "Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said, "I'm waiting in line for
> judgment, but I couldn't help wondering, why are you tossing those
> people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the
> others?"
> "Ah, those..." Satan said with a groan, "They're all from the Pacific
> Northwest... they're still too wet to burn."
> Subject: TIRED OF THE RAIN?
>
> A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long
> line of judgment.
>
> As he stood there, he noticed that some souls were allowed to march
> right through the Pearly Gates and into Heaven. Others though, were
> led over to Satan, who threw them into the burning pit. But every so
> often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss
> a soul off to one side into a small pile.
> After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity
> got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was
> doing.
> "Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said, "I'm waiting in line for
> judgment, but I couldn't help wondering, why are you tossing those
> people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the
> others?"
> "Ah, those..." Satan said with a groan, "They're all from the Pacific
> Northwest... they're still too wet to burn."