State Trooper Breaks Up Fd + Ss Camaro Fight
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Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 480
From: Elizabethtown, PA
So I'm headed to one of my college classes today, on 283 and I see this black SS Camaro in my rearview. With a few points already on my license, and my FD insured in my name, I really wasn't in the mood to teach this guy a lesson. Well eventually he got beside me, and he was the typical meat head, buzz cut V8 type. He tried so hard to deny the urge to spank him hard, but his constant little stomps on the throaty V8 just pushed me over the edge. I looked over and he gave me a nod. I knew it was on then... We both punched the throttle at pretty much the same time, his lumbering behemoth and all its torque got the best of me for a few seconds and he got half a car length in front of me... But a 9000 rpm redline has its advantages. In fourth gear at about 7500, I shifted as fast as I could into fifth (which is a hard gear to get to fast), and reeled him in like a helpless dog. I was really surprised how fast I matched his speed and embarassed him in front of his girlfriend, as I gave his mullet wagon the ol' thumbs down as I blew by him. 
We kept at it in fifth for a about a mile and when I looked back and saw that he was behind me in my lane, 3 car lengths back, I decided to ease off a little. I pulled in the right lane, and slowed from my 140 mph sprint with him. Of course Mr. Macho had to do a fly-by, which is fine because my business with him was done and there was nothing he could do to salvage his ego..... But anyway this is where it gets really good..... I sat in the right lane and watched this guy who was obviously pissed ride everyone's asses in the left lane until they moved out of his way. Coming up on an exit which is notorious for having cops sitting on the opposite side of the bridge overpass, I slowed all the way to 55, and watched as Captain Torque continued his rampage in the passing lane. "PLEASE GOD LET THERE BE A COP" I thought to myself, as we neared the exit. As I went under the overpass, my prayers were answered as a blue and white was hauling *** down the on ramp, lights on. It may have been the greatest moment of my life as I passed him again honking, laughing, and giving him yet another well deserved thumbs down!!! HA!!!
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Senior Member
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 480
From: Elizabethtown, PA
Ha, that's what makes it so funny. I'm bone stock, I put new iridium plugs in but that's it. My guess is that it was a bullshit camaro with SS badges. Either that or SS stands for "Super Slow".
