I wish i had a lawnmower that went 10mph!

 

If u had one that went 10 u'd end up wanting one that would do 20, then 30, and the whole vicious cycle would restart!



DAMN THE INSANITY!!!! CAN'T WE JUST BE HAPPY WITH WHAT WE'VE GOT!!



::accepts the oscar for best performance on a lawn-mower themed KILLS

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I'd like the thank the monkeys! without them i would be completely bored! Oh, and the snails, i LOVE THE SNAILS! the snails are god's creatures..but **** the snakes they ain't nobody's friend......



WOOHOO!

 

You only like snails because they secrete a natural lubricant that you use to whack off with. You sick bastard.

 

I"m quite happy with my lawnmower. It's a mid 80s Cub Cadet 3-speed, with a 48 inch blade.



I recently raced my friend in his 95 Murray Automatic and whooped his *** pretty badly. We didn't drag but took a course around the neighborhood. All i have to say is never underestimate a riding lawn mower.



Speaking of mowers has anyone seen the disney movie called "A Straight Story" or something liek that? It's about an old man who loses his license cause he's really old and his brother is dying and he cant find anyone to drive him, so he gets on a riding lawnmower and drives hundreds of miles to visit his dying brother. Very touching and nice to know that there's a movie out there for lawnmower enthusiasts.

 

WE LOVE THE LAWNMOWERS!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!