Fd Kills 2 Dobes!
03-23-2004, 08:30 PM
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So, I'm slowing down approaching a stop sign in my neighborhood on my way to college tonight when I look to my right in this guy's yard. I see 2 mean *** looking Doberman Pinschers with those shock collars around their necks looking at me. I feel like being an *** so I rev at them 
...... Holy ****, wrong move!! These two mutts bolt at me like ravenous demon dogs!! It seriously scared me for a second and my foot slipped off the gas as I was trying to go and I stall !! Thank god their yard was pretty big, because I started the FD up as fast as possible, gas floored before it even started, and as soon as the tach needle read 5k (or who the hell knows, I wasn't really looking) I dropped the clutch, whipped the wheel to the right around the turn that I was originally stopped at, and fish tailed down the road in a cloud of burnt rubber !! I look in my rearview mirror, and these damn dogs are on the main road chasing me!!! Guess the shock collars didn't do a damn thing? I was already well on my way to being a dot in the horizon, but still.......
Rule #1: Dobermans don't like rotaries.... They must be partial to V8s....
Rule #1: Dobermans don't like rotaries.... They must be partial to V8s....
03-24-2004, 05:13 PM
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Ha, at least it didn't happen when I was getting in my car starting to leave. I would have been fumbling around with my keys, and freaking out trying to get in the ignition!! I thought I was gonna have some serious claw marks on my passenger side door! Oh, and replace that smilie with a !!