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Rotarian 1126 03-23-2004 08:30 PM

So, I'm slowing down approaching a stop sign in my neighborhood on my way to college tonight when I look to my right in this guy's yard. I see 2 mean ass looking Doberman Pinschers with those shock collars around their necks looking at me. I feel like being an ass so I rev at them https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.png ...... Holy ****, wrong move!! These two mutts bolt at me like ravenous demon dogs!! It seriously scared me for a second and my foot slipped off the gas as I was trying to go and I stall https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png !! Thank god their yard was pretty big, because I started the FD up as fast as possible, gas floored before it even started, and as soon as the tach needle read 5k (or who the hell knows, I wasn't really looking) I dropped the clutch, whipped the wheel to the right around the turn that I was originally stopped at, and fish tailed down the road in a cloud of burnt rubber https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/BURNOUT.gif !! I look in my rearview mirror, and these damn dogs are on the main road chasing me!!! Guess the shock collars didn't do a damn thing? I was already well on my way to being a dot in the horizon, but still.......



Rule #1: Dobermans don't like rotaries.... They must be partial to V8s....

Srce 03-23-2004 08:42 PM


Originally Posted by Rotarian 1126' date='Mar 23 2004, 09:30 PM
Rule #1: Dobermans don't like rotaries....

LOL

TYSON 03-23-2004 09:08 PM

<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>BEST









KILL









EVVAAARRR!!!!!!!
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https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

FiKsE l2X SeVeN Jr 03-23-2004 09:16 PM

Holy ****.... i would've froze, stalled, and had the car get scratched by the dogs. By say that.... I agree with tyson, Best Kill Evar

Dorifc3s 03-24-2004 12:14 AM

Thast the funniest **** in ive read today, it definately made my day LMAO!!!!



Good thing they didnt have NAWWWZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!

Veritas 03-24-2004 02:21 PM

rofl that was ****** awesome hahaha

Sinful7 03-24-2004 02:47 PM

LOL, w3RD

vancouverrx7 03-24-2004 03:29 PM

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/v2.gif

the smilie face is you...

TYSON 03-24-2004 03:36 PM


Originally Posted by vancouverrx7' date='Mar 24 2004, 04:29 PM

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png Somebody needs to add some dogs to that one! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Rotarian 1126 03-24-2004 05:13 PM

Ha, at least it didn't happen when I was getting in my car starting to leave. I would have been fumbling around with my keys, and freaking out trying to get in the ignition!! I thought I was gonna have some serious claw marks on my passenger side door! Oh, and replace that smilie with a https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png !!


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