So, I'm slowing down approaching a stop sign in my neighborhood on my way to college tonight when I look to my right in this guy's yard. I see 2 mean ass looking Doberman Pinschers with those shock collars around their necks looking at me. I feel like being an ass so I rev at them https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.png ...... Holy ****, wrong move!! These two mutts bolt at me like ravenous demon dogs!! It seriously scared me for a second and my foot slipped off the gas as I was trying to go and I stall https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png !! Thank god their yard was pretty big, because I started the FD up as fast as possible, gas floored before it even started, and as soon as the tach needle read 5k (or who the hell knows, I wasn't really looking) I dropped the clutch, whipped the wheel to the right around the turn that I was originally stopped at, and fish tailed down the road in a cloud of burnt rubber https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/BURNOUT.gif !! I look in my rearview mirror, and these damn dogs are on the main road chasing me!!! Guess the shock collars didn't do a damn thing? I was already well on my way to being a dot in the horizon, but still.......



Rule #1: Dobermans don't like rotaries.... They must be partial to V8s....

LOL

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Holy ****.... i would've froze, stalled, and had the car get scratched by the dogs. By say that.... I agree with tyson, Best Kill Evar

Thast the funniest **** in ive read today, it definately made my day LMAO!!!!



Good thing they didnt have NAWWWZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!

rofl that was ****** awesome hahaha

LOL, w3RD

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the smilie face is you...

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png Somebody needs to add some dogs to that one! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Ha, at least it didn't happen when I was getting in my car starting to leave. I would have been fumbling around with my keys, and freaking out trying to get in the ignition!! I thought I was gonna have some serious claw marks on my passenger side door! Oh, and replace that smilie with a https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png !!

Sure did... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

I had class tonight and decided to see if the mutts were out. Sure enough they were outside looking badass as usual, needless to say I just did a quickee around the corner with the stop sign and didn't take my chances!

I've read this 3 times and lmao every time....good ****..

ha

LOL

I lOVE Dobes.....My friend is a brieder of them and they will have a puppie ready for me this spring

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I hope this works if it does its you

^Ha, that's it exactly!! I'm scared just looking at that pic!!

I have 4 huge Dobies at home... They hate loud cars. And trucks.. Stuff like that pisses them off.



My old dog Max (95 lb. Dob) heard a truck coming up the road and tried to attack it.. It hit him and drove off. Max got up and chased it with a broken leg.. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/dunno.gif

Damn, i would be scared of your dog even if i drove a tank.

Yeah.. He was pretty scary. But he was a big baby.. just didn't like vehicles! He's long gone now (my long time pal) but I'm sure he's chasing cars in doggie heaven. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png



Now I just gotta make the goddamn pitbulls stop eating everybodys basketballs and footballs!! LMAO

I have a 125 pound German Shepherd and he is the biggest puss in the world. My neighbors poodle nipped him in the nose and the big wimp ran away! But as far as those dobes go. They're not even that big. I mean they're probably 80 pounds but they look so damn skinny. But when they are running at your ass with their ears back and they're barking bloody murder you get real scared, real fast!

at first I was thinking "dobes" (dogs) err maybe some kinda of new car i never heard and **** I guess it was a dog.

i have a 90lb blue dobie now. he loves the fd. i took him for rides as a baby. he pissed in my ******* seat when i was washing it with a power washer.

I will never put a dog in my FD again, especially since my girlfriends poodle narfed behind the passenger seat when we had to take it to the vet. Guess the suspension on the R model FDs is a little too stiff...

STUPID DAGS!

Damn when I first read this, I thought you actually hit and KILLED two dobermans. lol...

If those mutts ever pull that stunt again, I may just run em down with my 84 Mercury Grand Marquis beater car!!

I have 3 big dogs, that all shed. Can't wear black in my house without walking out the door covered in fur. It sucks! Stupid cloth intereior of my FC is bound to get covered in it too. ;_;

...I wish I had leather...



...wait a second...winter + leather = bad



...k, I'll stick with cloth!

definately a better car to kill two dobermans

Dude I could outright kill a silverback gorilla with that damn tank of a car!!!