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Are You A Rice Boy?

Old May 8, 2003 | 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='May 8 2003, 08:19 AM
um if your can makes more torque than hp chances are it redlines under 5200rpms....



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My brother's big rig (which is turbocharged..Mwuhahahha) makes a hell of alot of torque, but redlines like at 3k..
Old May 8, 2003 | 11:33 AM
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ugh i could never think of redlining at 6500 or below....i would cry..... VRM...shift...VRM...shift...VRM...shift..VRMM VRRMM...PUT PUT PUT



oh yea i have only a 4spd on that bad boy cause thats all i need



it gets better with the 3spd automatics...i wish i had one
Old May 8, 2003 | 12:00 PM
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i was looking at a site and i saw a list of things a rice boy might do to his car.





You might be a Rice Boy if....



Your car has more horsepower than torque



Shiit, Corvette Z06 and ZR-1 are ricey now?





You have a huge wing on the back of your car



Viper GTS-R was rice, too? Damn!





Your car is so low a speed bump is a road block



This one is just stupid. Every seen a leadsled? Ferrari's hit speed bumps





Your turbo puts out more power than your engine



Stupid





You car has colors that help promote the circus



Whoah there fella! Ever heard of Lemon Twist Yellow? How about Plum Crazy?





You put thousands of money into your engine and still can't beat a stock Firebird, Camaro or Mustang



Funny you should say that. Many, many Mustang owners sold their cars after being embarrassed by girls in stock Preludes





You need Nitrous to try to win a race



More 'plate' style nitrous kits are made than nozzle types. This would imply most nitrous users have carburetors, no?





You have more foglights on you car then power to turn them on



Better not let Billy Bob hear you say that about his truck. "He don' tek kindlay t' no Yankee's insults!!"





There are far better Rice Boy lists out there.
Old May 8, 2003 | 12:05 PM
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and besides tyson's point, the only real way to tell if somone is a ricer is by the way he wears his little visor hat...remember,its the spoiler for the head
Old May 8, 2003 | 12:07 PM
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ahahahhahah thats the first time i heard of head spoiler...thats great...
Old May 8, 2003 | 12:08 PM
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My brother's big rig (which is turbocharged..Mwuhahahha) makes a hell of alot of torque, but redlines like at 3k..


Diesel engines don't redline very high. My uncles Excursion redlines at like 3k RPMs
Old May 8, 2003 | 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by fcrotornut' date='May 8 2003, 09:05 AM
and besides tyson's point, the only real way to tell if somone is a ricer is by the way he wears his little visor hat...remember,its the spoiler for the head
Old May 8, 2003 | 05:04 PM
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haha i was gonna comment on the sad attempt at making fun of ricers but i think i got here a little too late.



"You put thousands of money into your engine "

sorry, had to
Old May 8, 2003 | 06:41 PM
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lol tyson!!!
Old May 8, 2003 | 06:49 PM
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thats one funny *** pic!!!! hay give the kid a break he tried...just not a very good one

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