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kingspider 05-07-2003 11:06 PM

i was looking at a site and i saw a list of things a rice boy might do to his car.





You might be a Rice Boy if....



Your car has more horsepower than torque



You have no idea what your decals mean



You have a huge wing on the back of your car



You think a Toyota Camry is a racing machine



Your four door family car has racing decals



You have quad exhaust tips on a 4 cylinder engine



You think sounding like a bumblebee is manly



Your car is so low a speed bump is a road block



Your turbo puts out more power than your engine



You car has colors that help promote the circus



You put thousands of money into your engine and still can't beat a stock Firebird, Camaro or Mustang



You need Nitrous to try to win a race



You make your base car look like a faster model (there are even domestic rice boys)



You have more foglights on you car then power to turn them on



When you go to a car show it looks more like a repo of all the drug seized cars

Leetheslacker 05-07-2003 11:21 PM


Originally Posted by kingspider' date='May 7 2003, 08:06 PM
You might be a Rice Boy if....



Your car has more horsepower than torque

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rx7machine 05-07-2003 11:29 PM


Your car has more horsepower than torque
This could be debatable.. I mean, most cars have more horsepower than torque.. but, I take it you're a mustang kinda guy.. so I can see how you got this.. but I agree with everything else..

rx7machine 05-07-2003 11:30 PM


Originally Posted by Leetheslacker' date='May 7 2003, 11:21 PM
[quote name='kingspider' date='May 7 2003, 08:06 PM'] You might be a Rice Boy if....



Your car has more horsepower than torque

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Damn.. you beat me to it.. I took to long typing.. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif

-=RX-7 KID=- 05-07-2003 11:31 PM

Hey **** the Rice haters, I got a guy with a pontiac fiero that droped a V6 camaro engine into it and bored it out. This was his exact words after i told him i'm race him in my 93 R1 for 500 bucks " Sure no Rice Burning Rotary is ever goin to beat me " I race this weekend https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png I'll let you guy's know if he cry's or try's the weasle out of paying up.

FrestyleFC3S 05-07-2003 11:34 PM

i think if someone puts thousand into their engine theyre not a riceboy....even a civic with thousands would be fast....most riceboys put 200 in their engine for intake and valve cover....

Joe Flo 05-07-2003 11:37 PM


Your turbo puts out more power than your engine


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rx7machine 05-07-2003 11:45 PM


most riceboys put 200 in their engine for intake and valve cover....
lol, yea.. that sounds about right.. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

-=RX-7 KID=- 05-07-2003 11:48 PM

Yea but every one around me calls a rice boy any one who owns a Jap car and thinks they are fast. Hence My RX-7 is considerd "Rice" as in jap made around here. But what the hell i live around a bunch of Camaro and Rustang lovin red necks

Joe Flo 05-07-2003 11:49 PM


Originally Posted by -=RX-7 KID=-' date='May 7 2003, 08:48 PM
Yea but every one around me calls a rice boy any one who owns a Jap car and thinks they are fast. Hence My RX-7 is considerd "Rice" as in jap made around here. But what the hell i live around a bunch of Camaro and Rustang lovin red necks

I feel your pain. I get the same crap. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/angry.png


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