i was looking at a site and i saw a list of things a rice boy might do to his car.





You might be a Rice Boy if....



Your car has more horsepower than torque



You have no idea what your decals mean



You have a huge wing on the back of your car



You think a Toyota Camry is a racing machine



Your four door family car has racing decals



You have quad exhaust tips on a 4 cylinder engine



You think sounding like a bumblebee is manly



Your car is so low a speed bump is a road block



Your turbo puts out more power than your engine



You car has colors that help promote the circus



You put thousands of money into your engine and still can't beat a stock Firebird, Camaro or Mustang



You need Nitrous to try to win a race



You make your base car look like a faster model (there are even domestic rice boys)



You have more foglights on you car then power to turn them on



When you go to a car show it looks more like a repo of all the drug seized cars

This could be debatable.. I mean, most cars have more horsepower than torque.. but, I take it you're a mustang kinda guy.. so I can see how you got this.. but I agree with everything else..

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Damn.. you beat me to it.. I took to long typing.. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif

Hey **** the Rice haters, I got a guy with a pontiac fiero that droped a V6 camaro engine into it and bored it out. This was his exact words after i told him i'm race him in my 93 R1 for 500 bucks " Sure no Rice Burning Rotary is ever goin to beat me " I race this weekend https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png I'll let you guy's know if he cry's or try's the weasle out of paying up.

i think if someone puts thousand into their engine theyre not a riceboy....even a civic with thousands would be fast....most riceboys put 200 in their engine for intake and valve cover....

I only wish https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/devil.gif

lol, yea.. that sounds about right.. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Yea but every one around me calls a rice boy any one who owns a Jap car and thinks they are fast. Hence My RX-7 is considerd "Rice" as in jap made around here. But what the hell i live around a bunch of Camaro and Rustang lovin red necks

I feel your pain. I get the same crap. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/angry.png

what site did you get it from? lol

has to be a ford or chevy truck site....those truckers are the best... dodgedakota forums and ford150 forums... what badasses they are ....



although i love the new dakota hemi commercials ... the new one with the parachute in the dragger...haha...funny ****...

Troll!!! Hahahahaha!!! Put your money where your ******* mouth is, biatch!

have you guys been to www.racemagazine.com its domestic against imports all the time

that sounds .... ricey...to me



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Can someone please explain this one to me? First of all, how does a turbo put out power at all? Last I heard, they moved air. Second, let's use our favorite example, vosko. An N/A 13B (lower compression like the REW) would probably put out 220 at most with his huge port job, but his car puts out at least 500 at the flywheel with the turbo...does that make him a ricer?

its obvious this dude is a loser..

um if your can makes more torque than hp chances are it redlines under 5200rpms....



mike

That sounds like there's a formula involved. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

yep, @5250rpms torque and hp must cross its part of the formula, math you know



mike

My brother's big rig (which is turbocharged..Mwuhahahha) makes a hell of alot of torque, but redlines like at 3k..

ugh i could never think of redlining at 6500 or below....i would cry..... VRM...shift...VRM...shift...VRM...shift..VRMM VRRMM...PUT PUT PUT



oh yea i have only a 4spd on that bad boy cause thats all i need



it gets better with the 3spd automatics...i wish i had one

i was looking at a site and i saw a list of things a rice boy might do to his car.





You might be a Rice Boy if....



Your car has more horsepower than torque



Shiit, Corvette Z06 and ZR-1 are ricey now?





You have a huge wing on the back of your car



Viper GTS-R was rice, too? Damn!





Your car is so low a speed bump is a road block



This one is just stupid. Every seen a leadsled? Ferrari's hit speed bumps





Your turbo puts out more power than your engine



Stupid





You car has colors that help promote the circus



Whoah there fella! Ever heard of Lemon Twist Yellow? How about Plum Crazy?





You put thousands of money into your engine and still can't beat a stock Firebird, Camaro or Mustang



Funny you should say that. Many, many Mustang owners sold their cars after being embarrassed by girls in stock Preludes





You need Nitrous to try to win a race



More 'plate' style nitrous kits are made than nozzle types. This would imply most nitrous users have carburetors, no?





You have more foglights on you car then power to turn them on



Better not let Billy Bob hear you say that about his truck. "He don' tek kindlay t' no Yankee's insults!!"





There are far better Rice Boy lists out there.

and besides tyson's point, the only real way to tell if somone is a ricer is by the way he wears his little visor hat...remember,its the spoiler for the head

ahahahhahah thats the first time i heard of head spoiler...thats great...

Diesel engines don't redline very high. My uncles Excursion redlines at like 3k RPMs

haha i was gonna comment on the sad attempt at making fun of ricers but i think i got here a little too late.



"You put thousands of money into your engine "

sorry, had to

lol tyson!!!

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif thats one funny ass pic!!!! hay give the kid a break he tried...just not a very good one

I would like you to say that to all the NA guys here, and have your ass tramped. Or say it to a Formula Mazda racer.





and the second one, The person who said that most likely also says things like "fuel injection sucks." That **** just doent make sense

Hell.. if someone wants to buy some gay ass ****, like.. a table sized metal wing.. a nice type x valve cover.. a hyroshima twistin' body kit.. just let them.. quite frankly, I wouldn't give a damn.. and let them talk ****.. it's not like they can back any of it up against a RX-7. Most of them anyways.. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

I think "little-boy racer" should take the place of the word rice. Rice is good with Chicken. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

Oh, and looks to me like kingspider just found the internet... LOL







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