You might be a ricer if.....
#111
If you have one of those cold air intakes that look like a front mount intercooler.
Or if your drum brakes are any colour other than black/grey.
If you think that superchargers are better than turbos solely based on the fact that turbos have 'mad lag y0'
If your chameleon paint job cost more than your car.
If you have an 18" aluminium 'drag' wing mounted to the ROOF of your civic hatch.
If your car has been broken into and the only things stolen were your shift **** and seat covers.
If youve ever seriously said to yourself 'yea, i could take that minivan'
If youve ever done any kind of external modification to a 4 door civic, accord, or integra.
If your rear spoiler has more than one layer, or if it is taller than the roof of your car.
If you have one of those things that just bolt onto the tip of the stock muffler to make it LOOK like you have a fart can.
If you think your car actually puts down the hp they say it does, without dyno proof.
If you go by the box on everything. IE: My maxima has 260hp, a K&N is 15hp, and underdrive pullies are 10, so that makes 285hp!
If you drive around in your auto civic, stepping on the gas, then letting off when the tranny gets to its shift point so it sounds like a manual trans.
If you need NOS, no no, better make it two, the big ones, by tonight.
Or if your drum brakes are any colour other than black/grey.
If you think that superchargers are better than turbos solely based on the fact that turbos have 'mad lag y0'
If your chameleon paint job cost more than your car.
If you have an 18" aluminium 'drag' wing mounted to the ROOF of your civic hatch.
If your car has been broken into and the only things stolen were your shift **** and seat covers.
If youve ever seriously said to yourself 'yea, i could take that minivan'
If youve ever done any kind of external modification to a 4 door civic, accord, or integra.
If your rear spoiler has more than one layer, or if it is taller than the roof of your car.
If you have one of those things that just bolt onto the tip of the stock muffler to make it LOOK like you have a fart can.
If you think your car actually puts down the hp they say it does, without dyno proof.
If you go by the box on everything. IE: My maxima has 260hp, a K&N is 15hp, and underdrive pullies are 10, so that makes 285hp!
If you drive around in your auto civic, stepping on the gas, then letting off when the tranny gets to its shift point so it sounds like a manual trans.
If you need NOS, no no, better make it two, the big ones, by tonight.
#112
If you think Civic's are "fast"
If you pay more for ANYTHING but HP or repairs, than you paid for the car
If you want your exhaust louder
If your car can light a parking lot, WITHOUT the headlights on
If you think body kits make your car faster
If you think drifting is for FWD cars
If you put dragons on your RX-7
If you're not japanese but put japanese lettering ALL OVER your car (it could say sweaty nut sack for all you know)
If your idea of fun is driving around revving at ppl you have NO chance of ever even racing, since you're a waste of time
there's more I'm sure, that's just off the top of my head
Sean
If you pay more for ANYTHING but HP or repairs, than you paid for the car
If you want your exhaust louder
If your car can light a parking lot, WITHOUT the headlights on
If you think body kits make your car faster
If you think drifting is for FWD cars
If you put dragons on your RX-7
If you're not japanese but put japanese lettering ALL OVER your car (it could say sweaty nut sack for all you know)
If your idea of fun is driving around revving at ppl you have NO chance of ever even racing, since you're a waste of time
there's more I'm sure, that's just off the top of my head
Sean
#114
You put NOS on a N/A civic hatchback with NO bolt-ons. You can now hang with my 1984 Chevy Blazer, but I can take mine into the mud. Oh, and then you decide to take out the NOS and put in a turbo. And you have a boost leak
#115
Here is some Domestic Rice.
You have an 03 Cobra, completely stock. And have a sticker that says "Import Killer!" on the rear window. IN BIG WHITE LETTERS! That is asking for trouble. LOL
You have an 03 Cobra, completely stock. And have a sticker that says "Import Killer!" on the rear window. IN BIG WHITE LETTERS! That is asking for trouble. LOL
#116
Originally Posted by CrashFactory' date='Feb 17 2004, 09:23 PM
If your car can light a parking lot, WITHOUT the headlights on
Sean
Sean
If your car can light a parking lot, WITHOUT the headlights on OR engine running.
#119
Originally Posted by Eric Happy Meal' date='Feb 17 2004, 08:42 PM
your car doesnt need a panic button because you can see the wing over all the other cars.
What kind of idiot forgets where they parked..
#120
Originally Posted by ColinRX7' date='Feb 17 2004, 11:44 PM
Is that what panic is for? So you remember where you parked?
What kind of idiot forgets where they parked..
What kind of idiot forgets where they parked..