If you have one of those cold air intakes that look like a front mount intercooler.

Or if your drum brakes are any colour other than black/grey.

If you think that superchargers are better than turbos solely based on the fact that turbos have 'mad lag y0'

If your chameleon paint job cost more than your car.

If you have an 18" aluminium 'drag' wing mounted to the ROOF of your civic hatch.

If your car has been broken into and the only things stolen were your shift **** and seat covers.

If youve ever seriously said to yourself 'yea, i could take that minivan'

If youve ever done any kind of external modification to a 4 door civic, accord, or integra.

If your rear spoiler has more than one layer, or if it is taller than the roof of your car.

If you have one of those things that just bolt onto the tip of the stock muffler to make it LOOK like you have a fart can.

If you think your car actually puts down the hp they say it does, without dyno proof.

If you go by the box on everything. IE: My maxima has 260hp, a K&N is 15hp, and underdrive pullies are 10, so that makes 285hp!

If you drive around in your auto civic, stepping on the gas, then letting off when the tranny gets to its shift point so it sounds like a manual trans.

If you need NOS, no no, better make it two, the big ones, by tonight.

 

If you think Civic's are "fast"

If you pay more for ANYTHING but HP or repairs, than you paid for the car

If you want your exhaust louder

If your car can light a parking lot, WITHOUT the headlights on

If you think body kits make your car faster

If you think drifting is for FWD cars

If you put dragons on your RX-7

If you're not japanese but put japanese lettering ALL OVER your car (it could say sweaty nut sack for all you know)

If your idea of fun is driving around revving at ppl you have NO chance of ever even racing, since you're a waste of time



there's more I'm sure, that's just off the top of my head



Sean

 

you walk around a patty in sandals wearing a funny hat...err...

 

You put NOS on a N/A civic hatchback with NO bolt-ons. You can now hang with my 1984 Chevy Blazer, but I can take mine into the mud. Oh, and then you decide to take out the NOS and put in a turbo. And you have a boost leak

 

Here is some Domestic Rice.



You have an 03 Cobra, completely stock. And have a sticker that says "Import Killer!" on the rear window. IN BIG WHITE LETTERS! That is asking for trouble. LOL

 

I've done that. Maybe you should revise it to;



If your car can light a parking lot, WITHOUT the headlights on OR engine running.

 

HA!! LOL



That deserves some form of "zing".

 

your car doesnt need a panic button because you can see the wing over all the other cars.

 

Is that what panic is for? So you remember where you parked?



What kind of idiot forgets where they parked..

 

Someone who doesn't live in a city where half the adult population can't drive because of DUI's.