yo' mamma's like a race car driver........she burns rubbers all day

 

Yo momma is so fat smaller fat people orbit her.



Yo momma is so ugly her nickname is "DAMN!" or "HOLY ****"



Yo momma is so ugly she walked down the street and got arrested for attempted murder.



Yo momma so old she sat next to Jesus in the 3rd grade.



Yo momma so old she has an autographed version of the bible.



Yo momma so old she owes Moses 3 dollars.



Yo momma so dumb she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center



Yo momma so skinny she has to jump around in the shower to get wet.



Yo momma's house so dusty the roaches wear slippers.



Yo momma's house is so nasty the roaches ride dunebuggies.



Yo momma is so poor the mat in front of the door only says "Wel"







Sorry to bring it back...got bored.

 

I missed this the first time around.



she's so fat, when she stands on a talking scale, it says "one at a time, please!"



she's so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt, people yell "taxi!" (not the same as the school bus joke)





and what are gorilla cookies?

 

your mom is so fat, that shes really fat ok



mike

 

Your mom's head is so BIG, that instead of having dreams she has movies..

 

your momma is so fat, delaware gets jealous



mike

 

your momma is so fast, that passers-by think to themselves, "wow, that person should really loss some weight, as obesity may be detrimental to your health." And then they may discuss the sighting of your momma over dinner with their family, and tell their kids to go outside and play, rather than staying inside and watching Spongebob Squarepants on the television.

 

your momma's so fat, she's bigger then lee's momma.



kevin.

 

There's nothing wrong with spongebob Damnit..

 

so is it spongebob or sponge bob?



mike