Yo Momma Is So Fat..
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Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 1,081
From: Reno,NV
yo mamma so fat she cut herself and bleed chocolate milk
yo mamma so fat he highschool photo was and aireal photo
yo mamma so fat joggers take laps around her for exersize
yo mamma so fat she looks at a menue and says ok.
yo mamma so fat when she goes to the beach shes the only one who getS a tan!
yo mamma so fat she holds her socks up with hulahoops
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Posts: 4,837
From: Wayne, NJ
old-skool:
your mama's so fat when she walks down the street in her red dress people run up and yell "hey kool aid"
your mama's so fat i have to take a 2 trains and a plane to get on her good side
kevin.
your mama's so fat when she walks down the street in her red dress people run up and yell "hey kool aid"
your mama's so fat i have to take a 2 trains and a plane to get on her good side
kevin.
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Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 1,370
ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet
the pharcyde is pimp ****!!
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet
the pharcyde is pimp ****!!
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Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 4,775
From: Ames, IA
Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Apr 18 2003, 06:51 PM
When you're only having seconds,
I'm having twenty-thirds.
When I go to get my shoes shined,
I gotta take their word.
mike
I'm having twenty-thirds.
When I go to get my shoes shined,
I gotta take their word.
mike
back to the so fat...
when she tries to put on BVD's, it spells out boulevard.
when she wears her yellow dress, children try to ride her to school.
when she wears her Malcolm X shirt, helicopters try to land on her.
I had to take two busses and a train to get to her good side.
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From: Richardson Texas
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From: Wayne, NJ
Originally Posted by UniqueTII' date='Apr 19 2003, 01:05 AM
I had to take two busses and a train to get to her good side.
night
kevin.
