yo mama so poor when i went to ure house i slipped on a dead rat and a cocaroach stole my wallet

 

yo mama so fat when she wears a white t-shirt she beeps when she backs up...

yo mama so fat she got hit by two greyhound buses she said "who threw the rock.."

yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and she got stuck.....

yo mama sol fat she does the wave all by herself

yo mama so fat she uses a highway as a slip and slide..

 

yo mama is so STUPID she was trying to throw a block party and she got no armz

yo mama is so stupid she dropped a dime and picked up two KNICKELZ



yo mama is so cross eyed when she went to the movies she saw a double feature.



yo mama is so ugly she makes chucky look like a rag doll (mines) =0)

 

yo mama is so stupid when she wents to the giants game she thought the quarter back was a refund...

yo mom is like a pool table ballz go in and ballz *** out

yo mama is like a door **** everyone gets a turn..



old skoooool

 

When you're only having seconds,

I'm having twenty-thirds.

When I go to get my shoes shined,

I gotta take their word.





mike

 

Hmmm..

 

Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on.

(Fat fat--really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it.

(Fat fat--really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it you know.

(Fat fat--really really fat)

And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds.

Lemme tell you once again who's fat

 

 

i weight 23o lbs and im 5'11'' my body mass index is like 30.1 so by there calciulations im not fat but obese

 

yo momma so fat, i jog around teh bitch for exercise



yo momma so fat, she irons her pants in the driveway