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Old Jan 14, 2003 | 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by lane_change' date='Jan 14 2003, 03:47 PM
Rules of Street acing:



Pop the hood?



Why?



So I can see what you got.



This aint a car show. So do you want to race or not?
Yeah, it's just like the movies.



Back when I used to go to the organized races, people wouldn't race unless they could check out under the hood and in the trunk....when there's big money on the line, most of these guys didn't like surprises.
Old Jan 14, 2003 | 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by UniqueTII' date='Jan 14 2003, 03:05 PM
[quote name='lane_change' date='Jan 14 2003, 03:47 PM'] Rules of Street acing:



Pop the hood?



Why?



So I can see what you got.



This aint a car show. So do you want to race or not?
Yeah, it's just like the movies.



Back when I used to go to the organized races, people wouldn't race unless they could check out under the hood and in the trunk....when there's big money on the line, most of these guys didn't like surprises. [/quote]

They don't like **** beads, either.
Old Jan 14, 2003 | 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by lane_change' date='Jan 14 2003, 03:58 PM
I bet my Blazer will beat your Blazer Vosko? What do you have? I will put money on my wife's Blaze-dog.
right now its stock 86 blazer K5 with 305 V8 with a four barrel. soon to have hedman headers, full exhaust, edelbrock intake manifold, and holley 4barrel 600 CFM carb. you don't want none of this!!!!



Old Jan 14, 2003 | 03:47 PM
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My friend and his girlfriend are kind of weird and into that kinky ****. Well he bought her some **** beads for Valantines Day last year and told me this story about what he did. He had never used them before and decided to try them out one night with her. Like I said they were kinda weird. They started having sex and decided to give them a try while they were at it. so he lubed her all up and started to put them in, one at a time until only the last two were left out. She said she was pretty close and to start pulling them out. Well he was pertty close as well and got excited and he said he pulled them out as if he were trying to "Rip Start" a lawnmower.



Needless to say, there was blood and feces everywhere, a trip to the ER and an explanation to the doctor about what happened lead to them not trying **** beads anymore.



Old Jan 14, 2003 | 03:50 PM
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I have a 98 4.3L Vortec. K&N Intake, Borla Exhaust, Custom Headers, Overbored TB, and a 75-shot ZEX nitrous system.
Old Jan 14, 2003 | 03:51 PM
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!



Oh my God, that's the funniest thing I've heard in a decade!!!!!!!



I hope she's okay....





mmmffffff..... bwahahahahahahah!
Old Jan 14, 2003 | 08:47 PM
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i just blaze up in my boys blazer.....all the windows are shut all the time :smirk:
Old Jan 15, 2003 | 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Jan 14 2003, 11:51 AM
Damn, thanks for making me feel like a total dickhole!
i was just giving you **** honey
Old Jan 15, 2003 | 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by 7sweetie' date='Jan 15 2003, 09:29 AM
i was just giving you **** honey
Hmmm...





**** honey... Sounds yummy!
Old Jan 15, 2003 | 09:35 AM
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ok ok, i mean ****, honey lol



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