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Old May 22, 2007 | 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by NotalesS' post='872334' date='May 18 2007, 03:48 PM



dude: Uhh well first off sire this is a mortuary.


Medieval mortuary?



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Old May 22, 2007 | 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by MtnRacer' post='872655' date='May 22 2007, 08:59 AM

Medieval mortuary?



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mordred!
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Old May 23, 2007 | 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by TYSON' post='872407' date='May 19 2007, 07:19 PM

The dude was probably pretty happy to finally have a customer he could carry on a conversation with.
it is true...my uncle is a moritician. he said dead people don't carry a conversation very well.
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Old May 23, 2007 | 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by rowtareh' post='872761' date='May 23 2007, 05:30 AM

it is true...my uncle is a moritician. he said dead people don't carry a conversation very well, BUT THEY ARE REALLY HORNY


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Old May 23, 2007 | 04:50 PM
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You probably should have stayed on the phone longer. You had a chance to make the best friend you ever had. Everyone knows that morticians make the best friends because they are last one to let you down.

Besides, everyone is dieing to meet them.
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Old May 23, 2007 | 07:04 PM
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There is so much potential for this thread, but I can't think of a funny response involving a moritician and a conversation!
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Old May 23, 2007 | 09:54 PM
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NOBODY EVER ARGUES WITH THEIR MORTICIAN!
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Old May 24, 2007 | 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by TYSON' post='872858' date='May 23 2007, 07:54 PM

NOBODY EVER ARGUES WITH THEIR MORTICIAN!


i feel fine!
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Old May 25, 2007 | 05:11 PM
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I wonder if the corpses ever hang around, and say "Oh ****, he got it bad, but not as bad as that head shot last week, right Jerry?"



I went to my uncles work, and that **** is.....*shudders*. Could'nt sleep for a week.
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Old May 25, 2007 | 05:27 PM
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dennis miller joke:



easiest job: coroner. surgery on dead people. if EVERYTHING went wrong, maybe you get a pulse.



hardest job? bank guard in alaska. theres 11 people in the joint, and they are all wearing ski masks
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