SO i was suppose to be calling napa to look for some parts for mazda. So i dield the numbers super quick style.





The guy picks up.



Dude: Hello? How can i help you.

Me: Hey this is napa right?

dude: uh hello?

me: oh yea, just checking, anyways Hmm i'm looking for some redline greese.

dude: Uhh well first off sire this is a mortuary.

me: O_O uhhh, by.





So who else has called a mortuary looking for some high performance greese?



I see the world is rippple motions =D

damn i wouldve at least kept going with the conversation to have some fun



kevin.

You had to be in the moment to fully experience it. =P

hey call dodge and see if the ford parts came in!

Will Do captain!





......errr they said, this isn't ford, and maybe i should seek pro help.

call napa and ask for brake pads for a blue truck. then wait for them to respond with anger. hehe

call napa and ...



order brake pads for your lawn mower!



order blinker fluid for you civic!



see if they have carbon fiber windshields in stock!



see if you can buy just ONE brake pad, and offer no explanation!



kevin.

The dude was probably pretty happy to finally have a customer he could carry on a conversation with.

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

i used to do that all the time.



me: i need brakes for a 92 gmc truck



dave: is it a 4wd, 2wd, 1500,1600, long bed short bed, cab plus, v6, v8, big v8 etc etc



me: i dunno, but its red



dave: oh ok! the red one