lesbian seagull



http://www.queermusicheritage.com/APR2001/Lesgull.jpg



kevin.

I asked a FORMER friend how my dick tasted. He said "What the **** are you talkin about" , I said " I know she's got you lickin that cum dumpster, **********er, SO HOW'S MY DICK TASTE?"



After I found out he was ******* my ex-girlfriend.



Not really the worst thing but a damn funny one https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

I didnt say this but actions speak louder than words





I was bored one week and started hanging out with this crack***** I met on IRC. She was fun to do stuff with but she was always trying to get in my pants and i really didnt want to go there, but being a crack***** made her pretty nutty and quite amusing, fun to laugh at.



So we're driving in my 7 and it's raining outside, the girl keeps putting her hand in my crotch trying to **** with me while driving, now I hate this.. no matter who you are, don't **** with me while driving, even if I'd normally poke you in the pooper without thinking twice. This is even worse when conditions are shitty out like rain and I've got bald tires on the back. So then she stops touching me and tries to start smoking a cigarette in my damn car.... this is another nono, so I tell her she can't smoke in my car. She says she's either going to smoke or play with my ****.... in the mean time I'm getting more upset and speed has increased to around 70. So she starts going for the crotch again but this time I realise she has no seat belt on and this is enabling her to reach over for my stuff, stroke of genius comes over me.



brakes hit hard, crack*****s head meets instrument panel, and bounces off into windshield. (surprised it didnt crack the windshield)



she never touched me, smoked, or forgot her seat belt in the car from that moment on.



and she had a big assed bump on her head https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png



****** crack*****s.



this girl was such a winner, i should write about her in my journal... just a taste of the fucked up ****:



had two kids by the time she was 18, got the police to come take them away by throwing one at the ground hard enough to cause it to bleed for unknown reasons and called the police herself... my guess is she was just offloading the responsibility and had to do something that deemed her incapable of caring for her kids.





I heard from her a few months ago (this scenario happend over a year ago), over AIM, she's now supposedly a born again xtian and is getting her kids back... I should have probably killed her when I had the chance.

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/bsflag.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...>/rolleyes.gif

which part do you think is BS? I have the conversation about her being a born again xtian logged actually, because some of my friends who met her could not believe it when I told them...



the log is here:



http://pengaru.com/~swivel/*******moron.txt



you'd be surprised the type of people you can find on dal net IRC.

Dude thats a funny ass story

I was pulling your leg, relax! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

I was pulling your leg, relax! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png [/quote]

I'm totally relaxed, I hope you didnt think the *******moron.txt filename was because of you, it's been named that since I logged that conversation, shes the ******* moron.

My Crush at that time: Heyyyy I miss you!

Me: what's your point?

My Crush: Leo, I miss you!!!

Me: Um, So What?



https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683358.gif I'm such an idiot