WORST thing you've ever said to someone.
#23
Originally Posted by ThirdGenRX7' date='Oct 10 2002, 06:36 PM
I think the worst thing I ever said was to a fat person who called me an *******
her: "you're an *******!"
me: "I might be an *******, but at least I can change that if I want. You'll always be fat."
her: "you're an *******!"
me: "I might be an *******, but at least I can change that if I want. You'll always be fat."
#24
Girl: "I wonder where my boyfriend is he should have been here over an hour ago... i getting worried"
Me: "Maybe he got in a horrible car wreck and is died."
she cried after that and i had to tell her that her boyfriend wasn't dead but is was so funny
Friend: "Dude my life really suck, and everybody hates me, and no one understands me."
Me: "well if you life sucks so much maybe you should end it."
Friend: "Now i know who to come to if im feeling down."
i thought it was funny and so did he after a while when he feltt better
Me: "Maybe he got in a horrible car wreck and is died."
she cried after that and i had to tell her that her boyfriend wasn't dead but is was so funny
Friend: "Dude my life really suck, and everybody hates me, and no one understands me."
Me: "well if you life sucks so much maybe you should end it."
Friend: "Now i know who to come to if im feeling down."
i thought it was funny and so did he after a while when he feltt better
#25
this is just funny, not really mean..
(reference to speaker box)
girl to my friend* when are you going to make my box???
me* I thought those came stock..
she didnt get it and had to have her boyfriend explain it while i laughed my *** off
after explaining:
girl* its not a square... is it??
Justin
(reference to speaker box)
girl to my friend* when are you going to make my box???
me* I thought those came stock..
she didnt get it and had to have her boyfriend explain it while i laughed my *** off
after explaining:
girl* its not a square... is it??
Justin
#26
Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='Oct 11 2002, 05:21 AM
Ive always been a fan of the age old "NICE SHOES, WANNA ****?"
Or- "You want to go out for some Pizza and then we ****?" girl:NO "why you have something against Pizza?"
Or- "You want to go out for some Pizza and then we ****?" girl:NO "why you have something against Pizza?"
Have you ever been walking in a forest and tripped over a tree? No? How about a root?
#30
I slammed some kids face into a desk for calling me a ***. Well he did it twice. I said something about him not doing the work, so he said "it's right here ***!" and i said" DOnt ever call me that again please." And he said "SHutup ***" SO i put him in the headlock type deal and slammed his face into his desk, all the while telling him what a ******* idiot he was for pissing off the Sp00nster.