WORST thing you've ever said to someone.
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When I was 11 I was cruising thru Cortland NY, when I saw this attractive middle aged lady, I leaned out the window and yelled (in a screeeching pre-pubescent way) "Pardon me miss, but do you Face-Sit?"
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i have a good one from work. installed a cdrw in a customer's machine. she was probably 18-21 pretty hot anyway. she was hanging out in the back flirting yadda yadda. she went to sign the paperwork for the machine and asked if she had to. i said you have to sign it but you can put whatever name you want. i like the name haywood ja blowme 
that was a kodak moment
that was a kodak moment
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From: Gulf Breeze, FL; ATL, Ga; Bucyrus, Oh
To my best friend...
"You're a bitch, and so is your mother.”
“You both talk the talk about being bible humpers, yet when you're not around people who know(think) you are, you act the opposite. So **** you”
We didn’t talk for a few days, but after that we talked again. It’s a normal ritural(sp?).
and some other stuff...
"You're a bitch, and so is your mother.”
“You both talk the talk about being bible humpers, yet when you're not around people who know(think) you are, you act the opposite. So **** you”
We didn’t talk for a few days, but after that we talked again. It’s a normal ritural(sp?).
and some other stuff...
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From: Gulf Breeze, FL; ATL, Ga; Bucyrus, Oh
Originally Posted by 7Sweety' date='Oct 10 2002, 04:47 PM
A dude comes in my office (There you go Rob, I work for a Bank) and he looks kinda ragedy, we usually only take clients with deposits over $250K so I didn't think he knew that. He wanted to open a bussines account with us so he was directed to me.
Guy: I'd like to open an account with your bank.
Me: Do you have any money?
I don't know what came over me but I just said that and he left in a fury.I never got a chance to apologize.
Guy: I'd like to open an account with your bank.
Me: Do you have any money?
I don't know what came over me but I just said that and he left in a fury.I never got a chance to apologize.
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From: Ky
some chick was asking me a whole bunch of questions one night and one of them was would i go out with a **** i answered no. Her next question was would i go out with her i said i already told you i wont go out with *****. She never asked anymore questions.
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Damn...I don't where to start, the 1st time I did or said anything bad to a female , believe it or not was in 1st grade. I sneaked in the girls bathroom w/my little girlfriend and we got completely naked. Of course I did'nt know what to do, so we kissed and I felt and she grabbed my *** and I punch her in the head and told her to get the hell out of the stall, just as that happened I looked up and all I saw were two BIG blue eyes, **** it was the teacher. Let's just say I had to be walked to the bathroom the rest of the year..