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Old Sep 30, 2003 | 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Sep 30 2003, 10:05 AM
please describe...like I said, I never drink, so I don't know
Really, there is a number of ways to go about this - usually, though, it consists of:



Supplies: Tequila, Salt, Lime wedge



1) Find your wife's hottest friend, one who you'd like to see get her body licked.



2) Convince the friend that body shots would really make a great evening (for your wife).



3) When she agrees, clear a spot on the table or counter (wipe the sticky alcohol off first if you want to be nice)



4) make the friend sit on the table, remove her shirt (and bra if possible!)



5) At this point, she's lying on her back with her shirt off. Get the center of her chest a little damp by whatever means (tongue, water, liquor) and sprinkle some salt between her breasts. (you can mess up here and sprinkle it on her breast if you feel so inclined).



6) place the lime wedge in the friends mouth, fruit side facing out (peel side is in the friends mouth)



7) Pour tequila into the bellybutton of the friend.



8) Now it's the wife's turn. She is to suck the tequlia from the belly, lick the salt from the breasts, then grab the lime from the friend's mouth, with hers.



9) (optional) Have a threesome



10) repeat.
Old Sep 30, 2003 | 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by jayshadow' date='Sep 30 2003, 12:09 PM
How old were you and her when you got married?
we were both 19



and the body shots thing sounds cool, but we're not that crazy of a group. we still find thrills in hide-n-seek, and board games
Old Sep 30, 2003 | 12:20 PM
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ghey. have a few shots of jager and then tell me you don't wanna do it.
Old Sep 30, 2003 | 02:20 PM
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i always did salt, tequila, then lime.
Old Sep 30, 2003 | 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by vosko' date='Sep 30 2003, 04:03 PM
MINDERASER'S!!!!!



we used to drink those. then i flooded the upstairs of my parents house. no more minderasers for me
what did you do, clog the toilet?
Old Sep 30, 2003 | 02:32 PM
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there is only one game to seperate the men from the boys:

40 hands! Tape a 40 to each hand so that no fingers are showing, you cannot remove either bottle until both are finished.
Old Sep 30, 2003 | 02:33 PM
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damn 19!!!?



wow thats pretty early!
Old Sep 30, 2003 | 02:35 PM
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tell her happy b-day for me... I remember my wife's 21st b-day... well small portions of it anyhow.



I think I had a 21st b-day party too, at least that's what all my friends claim.
Old Sep 30, 2003 | 02:36 PM
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lets see what ur wife looks like!
Old Sep 30, 2003 | 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbo II' date='Sep 30 2003, 12:36 PM
lets see what ur wife looks like!
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