Man, I thought we HAVE to lie! I think it's in the job description.



"Do these pants make me look fat?"



Do they really want to hear,



"No, It's yo' fat *** that makes you look fat."



They wanna hear,



"No dear, they shrunk in the dryer when I did all your laundry for you."

 

i'm not sure theres a right answer for that question

 

I'd rather face the temper tantrum over shrinking pants in the laundry than, you think I'm fat! Even if I didn't do the laundry.

 

example of the wrong thing to say.

 

I typically say in response, "No, why do you ask, Tubby?"



And when she gives me 'the look' I say, "Hey, not my fault you're morbidly obese. I can't help the fact that you're going to die from being overweight. Now come here so I can pick a roll to ****."



Anyone who knows my girl would think that's really funny, she's 5'11", 115 lbs.