What's The Worst Lie You Have Ever Been Cought In.
01-20-2003 | 07:39 PM
#31
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Originally Posted by Cheers!' date='Jan 20 2003, 03:37 PM
Your GAY? SCREW THAT YOUR NO LONGER ON THE TEAM!
wasn't this the really really hot chick you met at court?
you let the team down.... and now as manger of the team and knowing that you screwed up like this... your off the team buddy! go clean your locker out and hit the high road jack.
Security will be escorting you, and if you don't leave the premise the use of force has been authorized by ME!
NOW GO!
wasn't this the really really hot chick you met at court?
you let the team down.... and now as manger of the team and knowing that you screwed up like this... your off the team buddy! go clean your locker out and hit the high road jack.
Security will be escorting you, and if you don't leave the premise the use of force has been authorized by ME!
NOW GO!
01-20-2003 | 09:43 PM
#32
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From: Wayne, NJ
ex-boyfriends definitely suck, especially if you used to be friends with them while they were dating the girl you're dating now.
i just want to hit the ex's of the girls i've been with and be like "move on you simpleton"
kevin.
i just want to hit the ex's of the girls i've been with and be like "move on you simpleton"
kevin.
01-20-2003 | 10:12 PM
#33
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From: Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
Originally Posted by Turbo II' date='Jan 20 2003, 01:25 PM
well, there was this one time i pretened to be a hot chick on some rx7 forum pretending to be looking for a 3rd gen. cause i just crashed my corvette. i had all the guys all over me and wanting to meet me. even tricked a couple girls. i was a hit. no one could get enough of my good looks and post whoring. but i soon got caught cause that nissan guy cruises the same porno sites i do and saw the pictures i was saying was me on there. oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
oh **** that wasnt me, that was some 13 year old kid from indiana :bigthumg:
oh **** that wasnt me, that was some 13 year old kid from indiana :bigthumg:
01-21-2003 | 12:48 PM
#34
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Originally Posted by teknics' date='Jan 20 2003, 07:43 PM
ex-boyfriends definitely suck, especially if you used to be friends with them while they were dating the girl you're dating now.
i just want to hit the ex's of the girls i've been with and be like "move on you simpleton"
kevin.
i just want to hit the ex's of the girls i've been with and be like "move on you simpleton"
kevin.
01-21-2003 | 01:36 PM
#36
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From: Morristown
Originally Posted by Srce94FD' date='Jan 20 2003, 01:14 PM
Ah man, I thought I was bad. Oh yeah, and I always wanted to know that NJ Texas thing between Ihor and 7sweetie. HAHA, thanks for asking MR.TYME, and yeah, if you wanna dump a chick, tell her that you're kinda between sexualities, than you can say you're GHEY, and get it over with. It doesn't work for the ladies though, guys like lesbians. Holla. LOL
Jon needs to tell us a story, comon bro, you've lied before, haven't you. Mike too.
Jon needs to tell us a story, comon bro, you've lied before, haven't you. Mike too.
01-21-2003 | 01:45 PM
#38
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Originally Posted by furiousrex' date='Jan 21 2003, 07:36 PM
[quote name='Srce94FD' date='Jan 20 2003, 01:14 PM'] Ah man, I thought I was bad. Oh yeah, and I always wanted to know that NJ Texas thing between Ihor and 7sweetie. HAHA, thanks for asking MR.TYME, and yeah, if you wanna dump a chick, tell her that you're kinda between sexualities, than you can say you're GHEY, and get it over with. It doesn't work for the ladies though, guys like lesbians. Holla. LOL
Jon needs to tell us a story, comon bro, you've lied before, haven't you. Mike too.
Jon needs to tell us a story, comon bro, you've lied before, haven't you. Mike too.
You might as well ask her to bring a good-looking friend so you can have a threesome. It'll either work, which will be fine, or it'll **** her off, which is fine too, by the sound of it.
01-21-2003 | 01:58 PM
#40
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From: Morristown
Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' date='Jan 21 2003, 02:45 PM
[quote name='furiousrex' date='Jan 21 2003, 07:36 PM'] [quote name='Srce94FD' date='Jan 20 2003, 01:14 PM'] Ah man, I thought I was bad. Oh yeah, and I always wanted to know that NJ Texas thing between Ihor and 7sweetie. HAHA, thanks for asking MR.TYME, and yeah, if you wanna dump a chick, tell her that you're kinda between sexualities, than you can say you're GHEY, and get it over with. It doesn't work for the ladies though, guys like lesbians. Holla. LOL
Jon needs to tell us a story, comon bro, you've lied before, haven't you. Mike too.
Jon needs to tell us a story, comon bro, you've lied before, haven't you. Mike too.
You might as well ask her to bring a good-looking friend so you can have a threesome. It'll either work, which will be fine, or it'll **** her off, which is fine too, by the sound of it. [/quote]
I asked heer if i could hook up with her roommateand she got pissed then asked if she can still come up and see me. I even told her i was nailing this other chick and it doesnt seem to bother her. I want to get rid of her but if im getting it why should i bother, just turn out the lights and hold my nose!!!!!!! :bigok: :bigok:
