What's The Worst Lie You Have Ever Been Cought In.
01-20-2003, 12:52 PM
#21
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Originally Posted by Srce94FD' date='Jan 20 2003, 01:17 PM
LMAO, that's even worse, but the story doesn't have to be about girls, it can be about your mechanic or whatever. LOL
01-20-2003, 01:25 PM
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well, there was this one time i pretened to be a hot chick on some rx7 forum pretending to be looking for a 3rd gen. cause i just crashed my corvette. i had all the guys all over me and wanting to meet me. even tricked a couple girls. i was a hit. no one could get enough of my good looks and post whoring. but i soon got caught cause that nissan guy cruises the same porno sites i do and saw the pictures i was saying was me on there. oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
oh **** that wasnt me, that was some 13 year old kid from indiana :bigthumg:
oh **** that wasnt me, that was some 13 year old kid from indiana :bigthumg:
01-20-2003, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Srce94FD' date='Jan 19 2003, 10:02 PM
This is mine. A few months ago I met this girl, I won't say her name for fear of recognition, but needless to say, Melisa was very HOT. After a few dates, she began to annoy me, and I set out to break things up with her. Our DEEP (Yeah right!!!) conversations began to fade and I was determined to call it quits. As I was about to dump her, she sat me down in front of her parents and said that I was the best date she had ever had, and that it made her folks very happy that she was going out with me. Not knowing how to cope with this, and not wanting to break her heart, I said I was GHEY. I sort of let her down easy and tried to comfort her by saying that "It's not you Mel, it's me, I'm changing". Feeling pretty good about accomplishing my quest, I started going out to clubs again, as a single NON GHEY guy. One night, cought up in a babe named Tery, Melisa saw me giving Tery a lapdance in front of a huge crowd. Basically, I was toast, but my cheek didn't hurt a lot, she doesn't have that strong of a hand. Plus, Tery was a great lay. 
wasn't this the really really hot chick you met at court?
you let the team down.... and now as manger of the team and knowing that you screwed up like this... your off the team buddy! go clean your locker out and hit the high road jack.
Security will be escorting you, and if you don't leave the premise the use of force has been authorized by ME!
NOW GO!
01-20-2003, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbo II' date='Jan 20 2003, 01:25 PM
well, there was this one time i pretened to be a hot chick on some rx7 forum pretending to be looking for a 3rd gen. cause i just crashed my corvette. i had all the guys all over me and wanting to meet me. even tricked a couple girls. i was a hit. no one could get enough of my good looks and post whoring. but i soon got caught cause that nissan guy cruises the same porno sites i do and saw the pictures i was saying was me on there. oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
oh **** that wasnt me, that was some 13 year old kid from indiana :bigthumg:
oh **** that wasnt me, that was some 13 year old kid from indiana :bigthumg: