What Is The Worst Thing A Canadian Has Done To You
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Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 2,284
Canada-U.S. Relations
Mr. Brian Pallister (Portage—Lisgar, CPC): Mr. Speaker,
Winter is coming, Christmas is near,
The anti-American carollers cheer,
Damning those Yankees with all that they've got,
Carolin', carolin'; Perish the thought.
The carollers sing out the simplest of tunes,
All Yankees are brutish, warmongering loons
Never thinking that they're the best friends that we've got,
Carolin', carolin'; Perish the thought.
Their soldiers, their firemen, had husbands and wives,
They stood up for freedom, they paid with their lives,
But the anti-Americans have already forgot,
Carolin', carolin'; Perish the thought.
Canadian farmers cannot sell their beef,
Too much is their cattle, abundant their grief,
But the Liberal relief plan is let them smoke pot,
Carolin', carolin'; Perish the thought.
What the carollers chant is unwise and untrue,
To quiet them a piece of duct tape would do.
But the Prime Minister needs all the friends that he's got.
Except carolin', carolin'; Perish the thought.
Mr. Brian Pallister (Portage—Lisgar, CPC): Mr. Speaker,
Winter is coming, Christmas is near,
The anti-American carollers cheer,
Damning those Yankees with all that they've got,
Carolin', carolin'; Perish the thought.
The carollers sing out the simplest of tunes,
All Yankees are brutish, warmongering loons
Never thinking that they're the best friends that we've got,
Carolin', carolin'; Perish the thought.
Their soldiers, their firemen, had husbands and wives,
They stood up for freedom, they paid with their lives,
But the anti-Americans have already forgot,
Carolin', carolin'; Perish the thought.
Canadian farmers cannot sell their beef,
Too much is their cattle, abundant their grief,
But the Liberal relief plan is let them smoke pot,
Carolin', carolin'; Perish the thought.
What the carollers chant is unwise and untrue,
To quiet them a piece of duct tape would do.
But the Prime Minister needs all the friends that he's got.
Except carolin', carolin'; Perish the thought.
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Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 0
From: Virginia Tech
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
Mounties:
He cut down trees, he eat his lunch
He go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.
Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!
Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mamma!
Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?!
Suspendies...and a bra?!
...He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
...He's/I'm a lumberjack and he's/I'm OK
He/I sleep all night and he/I work all day.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
Mounties:
He cut down trees, he eat his lunch
He go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.
Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!
Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mamma!
Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?!
Suspendies...and a bra?!
...He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
...He's/I'm a lumberjack and he's/I'm OK
He/I sleep all night and he/I work all day.
Thread Starter
Member
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 49
From: The cold desert below the forest.
[quote name='Jeff20B' date='Apr 18 2005, 03:35 PM']Canadians seem more sheep-like than Americans. That can't be good. Well, enjoy your profits from Canola oil and the sickening of the world.
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Thats uncalled for, Canadians are less sheep like than we Yanks. This is due to the fact that more Canadians are active in politics. The options their government gives them represent the populaces needs/suggestions, therefor are more agreeable to the people.
Alot of Americans go along just to get along, thats sheep.
(Admiration for Canadians' political activities does not change the fact that a Canadian got me hooked on crack!!)
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Thats uncalled for, Canadians are less sheep like than we Yanks. This is due to the fact that more Canadians are active in politics. The options their government gives them represent the populaces needs/suggestions, therefor are more agreeable to the people.
Alot of Americans go along just to get along, thats sheep.
(Admiration for Canadians' political activities does not change the fact that a Canadian got me hooked on crack!!)
