they always want the part you cant get seperate! if theres no number you cant buy it!

 

in the words of Robin Williams: Canada is like a loft apartment above a really good party.

 

When I was a freshman in high school, the top band, which I was a part of, went to play in Seatle. We went to Canada for a day. Whilst in Canugga land, we visited a museum, and there were three hot hugely tall Canadian women talking to me. I was about 5 feet tall at that point, and they were about 15 feet tall. Then one of them lifted there arem and it was looking at a forrest, and I ran away.



- Hand

 

maybe they were not women Hand.



-foot

 

They were, they were.



- Hand

 

[quote name='nismo convert' date='Apr 16 2005, 12:29 AM']it's occifer damn it get your drunk right. another good thing to come from canada is real beer, oh theres more i just can't think of it right now


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Yet you still drink the swill that we send up to you.

 

A Canadian got me hooked on crack!!





































































P.S. Phins, hook it up already!!!

 

play the worst game of golf ever, right ahead of me, and not let me play through.



there were 5 canadians doing this. bastards.



they were from toronto. I guess they thought they were being nice by talking to us while we waited on em. I just wanted to pound a face in with my 3 iron.

 

Did I mention that a Canadian got me hooked on crack!!





























































P.S. Phins, for the love of god, hook it up already!!!



http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=fiend

 

I was deported from canada once. They werent nice to me and told me they were gonna put me in jail for a year, then they just let me go. Im not a fan of canada ... but to each their own. Thats my only beef with them, that and its not too intriguing to me, because its just like a smaller US. lol and the only reason I even remotly like the US is because everything is in gargantuan sizes.