What will be the next technological advance?
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='781124' date='Nov 24 2005, 12:11 AM
I think my *** smells, im going to wipe it again
they need to come out with better toilet paper that doesnt give you dinkleberries
Dingleberries!!
No, they won't do that, because all of the charmin bitches will complain about using sandpaper for TP.
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They do have a solution for burnt toast and stuck bagles. Its called a toaster oven, and I highly recommend them.
Next advancement will be machines that do work without having to pay employees. We'll all be broke and without a job or source of income.
Next advancement will be machines that do work without having to pay employees. We'll all be broke and without a job or source of income.
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they already have those.
see what's happening to most of europe.
using the water tap to refuel the car would be nice though
(actually, there has been a guy who was researching in that area but shell or esso cut him off I think)
clothing that can change it's pattern by connecting it to a computer and uploading the new colours is also being researched (phillips)
paint on displays are being worked on as well (again phillips. way to go there. custom paint jobs will be cheaper in the future and can be changed every other day or so)
smallest car in the world is 3x4 nanometer but can't steer yet (not phillips)
Usefull though, instead of all the technogibberish would be a breakfast type that would taste different yet nice each morning, not have the same consistency as bread, since it's too much of a hassle to spend 10 minutes chewing it down) and preferrably be just as nutricious as a complete breakfast but can be poured into ones innards in little under a minute.
That would save time each morning which could be used for somewhat more usefull or pleasant activities
That and the toaster improvement suggestion
see what's happening to most of europe.
using the water tap to refuel the car would be nice though
(actually, there has been a guy who was researching in that area but shell or esso cut him off I think)
clothing that can change it's pattern by connecting it to a computer and uploading the new colours is also being researched (phillips)
paint on displays are being worked on as well (again phillips. way to go there. custom paint jobs will be cheaper in the future and can be changed every other day or so)
smallest car in the world is 3x4 nanometer but can't steer yet (not phillips)
Usefull though, instead of all the technogibberish would be a breakfast type that would taste different yet nice each morning, not have the same consistency as bread, since it's too much of a hassle to spend 10 minutes chewing it down) and preferrably be just as nutricious as a complete breakfast but can be poured into ones innards in little under a minute.
That would save time each morning which could be used for somewhat more usefull or pleasant activities
That and the toaster improvement suggestion
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Memory& personality storage hardware ( for that new improved you clone)
New fuel that allows serious HP cause we will never give up speed travel/time for non polution.(world travels too much and economies are to interdpendent)
Maybe a drug that cures something rather than treat the symptons finally.
Memory& personality storage hardware ( for that new improved you clone)
New fuel that allows serious HP cause we will never give up speed travel/time for non polution.(world travels too much and economies are to interdpendent)
Maybe a drug that cures something rather than treat the symptons finally.
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I vote for the pill you take each day that gives you all the food you need for the day think of the time you will save by not spending it eating and the amazing amount of time you will save by not pooping as often.
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Originally Posted by sexycheerleader' post='781193' date='Nov 24 2005, 11:11 AM
I vote for the pill you take each day that gives you all the food you need for the day think of the time you will save by not spending it eating and the amazing amount of time you will save by not pooping as often.
BORING!! That is just like being sterile, there is no fun mess at the end!! Wow, that sounded really gay.
