so we just saw a lady walking her cat, in a stroller.

 

A guy I work with has a cat that's too fat to walk so he brings it around in a stroller. I think he should just keep moving its food dish.

 

**** that I'd have that fat **** put down before i'd push it in a stroller. and by put down i mean "Cat overboard"

 

i know its a cat, it takes care of itself?

 

It's only humane because the cat would drop down so fast underwater its head would explode from the pressure before it even realizes whats going on.

 

Actually I have seen a cat swim, one of the neighbor boats cat fell in and it managed to get to the dock, it was almost like it was skipping across the water i hate cats.

 

That was like my diet plan for our cat. I put the dish on the counter. I figured he'll at least be fit enough to jump on the counter.



He figured out how to open the cabinet door, and jump on that as a step up to the counter. He eventually broke the door off its hinges.



Now if he's too lazy he'll just meow until I get out of bed (in the morning). Pisses me off, because sometimes he'll wait till I get in the kitchen, then jump up. So I just throw him outside, he can catch a bird or something.

 

I know cats swim I was making a fat cat joke...cause seriously fat kitties have little tiny legs and a big body...but in all truth it would probably drown while floating and than rolling over on its back when a wave hits it.

 

get one of those robot lawnmowers and take the blade off the bottom (or sharpen it, whatever) and put the cat's food on that!

 

get that robot vacuum they have,., that **** is pimp.