we're all gonna die pt2
08-06-2008, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by phinsup' post='905973' date='Aug 6 2008, 09:59 AM
**** that I'd have that fat **** put down before i'd push it in a stroller. and by put down i mean "Cat overboard"
It's only humane because the cat would drop down so fast underwater its head would explode from the pressure before it even realizes whats going on.
08-07-2008, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by UniqueTII' post='905971' date='Aug 6 2008, 01:55 PM
I think he should just keep moving its food dish.
He figured out how to open the cabinet door, and jump on that as a step up to the counter. He eventually broke the door off its hinges.
Now if he's too lazy he'll just meow until I get out of bed (in the morning). Pisses me off, because sometimes he'll wait till I get in the kitchen, then jump up. So I just throw him outside, he can catch a bird or something.
08-07-2008, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by phinsup' post='905996' date='Aug 6 2008, 02:15 PM
Actually I have seen a cat swim, one of the neighbor boats cat fell in and it managed to get to the dock, it was almost like it was skipping across the water i hate cats.
I know cats swim I was making a fat cat joke...cause seriously fat kitties have little tiny legs and a big body...but in all truth it would probably drown while floating and than rolling over on its back when a wave hits it.
08-07-2008, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Baldy' post='906051' date='Aug 7 2008, 12:31 PM
That was like my diet plan for our cat. I put the dish on the counter. I figured he'll at least be fit enough to jump on the counter.
He figured out how to open the cabinet door, and jump on that as a step up to the counter. He eventually broke the door off its hinges.
Now if he's too lazy he'll just meow until I get out of bed (in the morning). Pisses me off, because sometimes he'll wait till I get in the kitchen, then jump up. So I just throw him outside, he can catch a bird or something.
He figured out how to open the cabinet door, and jump on that as a step up to the counter. He eventually broke the door off its hinges.
Now if he's too lazy he'll just meow until I get out of bed (in the morning). Pisses me off, because sometimes he'll wait till I get in the kitchen, then jump up. So I just throw him outside, he can catch a bird or something.
get one of those robot lawnmowers and take the blade off the bottom (or sharpen it, whatever) and put the cat's food on that!
