Wednesday's Funny Chuckle
10-01-2003, 02:15 PM
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Sean and Pat fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money;
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence.
Pat said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Sean said "Are
you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all,' Pat replied
Don't worry -- just follow me,"
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of
Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Sean said "Now you've
lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got
any money!!' Pat replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan.
Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Pat said "OK, I'll stick the
sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your
mouth."
Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk all for free. At the tenth pub Sean said "Pat - I don't think I can
do any more o'this. I'm stone drunk and me knees are killing' me!"
Patrick said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the
third pub."
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence.
Pat said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Sean said "Are
you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all,' Pat replied
Don't worry -- just follow me,"
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of
Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Sean said "Now you've
lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got
any money!!' Pat replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan.
Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Pat said "OK, I'll stick the
sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your
mouth."
Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk all for free. At the tenth pub Sean said "Pat - I don't think I can
do any more o'this. I'm stone drunk and me knees are killing' me!"
Patrick said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the
third pub."
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