Sean and Pat fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money;

between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence.



Pat said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the

butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Sean said "Are

you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all,' Pat replied

Don't worry -- just follow me,"



He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of

Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Sean said "Now you've

lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got

any money!!' Pat replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan.

Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Pat said "OK, I'll stick the

sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your

mouth."



Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk all for free. At the tenth pub Sean said "Pat - I don't think I can

do any more o'this. I'm stone drunk and me knees are killing' me!"



Patrick said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the

third pub."

Sounds like the adventures or SRCE and REPU75 during SS6!

LOL thats some crazy ****.

Hahaha...pub.

haha rofl

lol, thats funny

I didn't think it was all that funny, to be honest.