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05-20-2004, 05:13 PM
#11
omghi2u
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 7,259
We were driving along a remote & dusty road in the Australian Outback .In the distance we saw a hitchhiker.This extremely good looking girl was in the middle of nowhere. Thinking I might shock my Canadian friend who was a respectable buisiness & family man I pointed out the hitch hiker & said "Lets pick her up.We can **** her then kill her". After a moments silence in which I thought he was horrified,he calmly turned to me and said,"No lets kill her then **** her"!
- phizzy51au@yahoo.com.au
- phizzy51au@yahoo.com.au
05-20-2004, 06:04 PM
#13
omghi2u
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 7,259
j9fd3s (4:08:45 PM): Smoking a cigarette while on the toilet?
Moderately lowbrow.
Letting that ash grow to dangerously unstable proportions while concentrating on pinching a world-record loaf?
Also moderately lowbrow.
Ashing between your legs right after that sucker plops down?
Definitely lowbrow.
Burning your ******* with a cigarette?
Near-redneck lowbrow.
The girlish scream, followed by the tearful explanation to your spose/significant other?
Priceless.
- dj_darkman@prodigy.net
j9fd3s (4:08:46 PM): yours?
TURB0II (4:09:07 PM): nope
TURB0II (4:09:13 PM): i have an ashtray in the bathroom
Moderately lowbrow.
Letting that ash grow to dangerously unstable proportions while concentrating on pinching a world-record loaf?
Also moderately lowbrow.
Ashing between your legs right after that sucker plops down?
Definitely lowbrow.
Burning your ******* with a cigarette?
Near-redneck lowbrow.
The girlish scream, followed by the tearful explanation to your spose/significant other?
Priceless.
- dj_darkman@prodigy.net
j9fd3s (4:08:46 PM): yours?
TURB0II (4:09:07 PM): nope
TURB0II (4:09:13 PM): i have an ashtray in the bathroom
05-20-2004, 06:11 PM
#14
omghi2u
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 7,259
dumb
Driving Survival Skills
(This one from my buddy Patrick)
When a cop is riding your tail, it is essential that you know how to tilt a bottle without moving your head.
- LowBrowLimbo@hotmail.com
Driving Survival Skills
(This one from my buddy Patrick)
When a cop is riding your tail, it is essential that you know how to tilt a bottle without moving your head.
- LowBrowLimbo@hotmail.com
05-21-2004, 03:52 AM
#16
Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 512
I meet a fellow car-nut in the BrewPub.
Well, I used to be a car-nut, but now I drive a minivan, and love it.
We swap tales of the racetracks we've been to, and all the race cars we've driven.
I assume he's lying his head off, because I certainly am. But I used to be a complete car-nut, so I do a good job of it.
I also assume he's lying when he says he's shortly going to graduate to a Ferrari, to combat his mid-life crisis.
Anyway, on to the LowBrow moment.
He drives a Q-car (something that looks innocuous, but is anything but), a 250hp VW Jetta.
He was pulled over for speeding on a quiet winding road last week. 90mph in a 55 zone.
I tell him he should have had a stuffed cat in the passenger seat, so he could spin the old "taking it to the vet --omigod it's DEAD, sob, sob" trick.
He says it wouldn't have worked: "Just try talking your way out of a speeding ticket, while strapped into a 4-point harness and wearing a crash helmet..."
- LowBrowLimbo@hotmail.com
Well, I used to be a car-nut, but now I drive a minivan, and love it.
We swap tales of the racetracks we've been to, and all the race cars we've driven.
I assume he's lying his head off, because I certainly am. But I used to be a complete car-nut, so I do a good job of it.
I also assume he's lying when he says he's shortly going to graduate to a Ferrari, to combat his mid-life crisis.
Anyway, on to the LowBrow moment.
He drives a Q-car (something that looks innocuous, but is anything but), a 250hp VW Jetta.
He was pulled over for speeding on a quiet winding road last week. 90mph in a 55 zone.
I tell him he should have had a stuffed cat in the passenger seat, so he could spin the old "taking it to the vet --omigod it's DEAD, sob, sob" trick.
He says it wouldn't have worked: "Just try talking your way out of a speeding ticket, while strapped into a 4-point harness and wearing a crash helmet..."
- LowBrowLimbo@hotmail.com
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