Just saw one of your posts on Lowbrow.com, congratz, I've posted 5-6 and still not seen any..





Sean

 

my friend weighs 250ilbs and drives a sports car. he is trying to lose a lot of weight to make his 1/4 mile time better



- turboii@nopistons.com

 

lmao, i remember that!

 

hahahah who the hell were we talking about mike, i forgot!

 

Sounds like me.

 

It's Frank.

 

My brother does a massive halloween display every year so does the guy across the street.Needless to say tons of kids show up.



We always put this massive smoke machine in the front yard. Whats cool is that it has a remote control, which I have at all times.





The front yard this particular year had headstones in it. The smoke machine was right near them.





So this little girl who was about 6 years old dressed like a little princes crossed the boundry we had set up to keep people from knocking things over.





Right as she was leaning in to look at the headstone I pressed the smoke machine button. The machine lets out a wicked hiss. She smashed her face right into the headstone and took off crying.She droped her bag of candy.





I taught her a powerfull leason abouts crossing boundries that night, plus she had a lot of peanut butter cups in her bag which I ate later that night.





- geneticinsomniac@hotmail.com

 

Ahahahahaha poor little girl ahahahaha

 

me and mike have soooo many fucked up ones posted there

 

BWAHAHAHAHA!