Thursday afternoon joke!
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A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some
cyanide. The pharmacist says, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The
lady then explains she needs it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's
eyes get big and he says, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to
kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in jail
and I'll lose my license." Then the lady reaches into her purse and pulls
out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looks at the picture and replies,
"Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
cyanide. The pharmacist says, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The
lady then explains she needs it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's
eyes get big and he says, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to
kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in jail
and I'll lose my license." Then the lady reaches into her purse and pulls
out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looks at the picture and replies,
"Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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