A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some

cyanide. The pharmacist says, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The

lady then explains she needs it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's

eyes get big and he says, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to

kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in jail

and I'll lose my license." Then the lady reaches into her purse and pulls

out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looks at the picture and replies,

"Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."

[SLAPS KNEE]

i got distracted while reading it so it wasnt as funny, seems like it wouldve been.



kevin.