yeah, so theres an alligator thats in the park across the street from me. its been there for like 2 days trying to catch it. the guy who first saw it was a hispanic man who was feeding it bread, and tried to feed him tortillas, and the guy also didnt think he needed to call it in.



http://www.dailybreeze.com/news/articles/1677911.html



im gonna go catch it.

 

attack it with cutco knives and then give a demo to the audience

 

I would put a hat on - alligators are like bulls, when they see red they go mental.



Mark

 

omg. pussies. Thats what guns are for. Then eat the tail meat. Aligator tail is awesome. (I guess caiman would be the same flavor)

 

**** you all would **** with the 15ft 500 lbs **** around my house.

I will say dont let people tell you they are not fast. BS they can turn or leap faster than you can blink literally.

Gets some wire , put a big offshore marlin hook on it, hang two feet off the water by using a tree.Tie the cable to tree.Come back tommorrow.....

Shoot it with 22 behind its eyes.(Bullet will bounce off the head).

I dont have a scanner any more and need to get the digi out.

 

People in Florida got arrested for feeding an alligator. They learn to associate humans with food, then eat the humans.

 

Alligators are my 2nd biggest fear. After bridges over water....and dams. Damn i hate those things.....

 

That's weird, although people say the same thing when I tell them I can't stand the feel of lolipop sticks.



Mark

 

[quote name='Rx7Widow' date='Aug 15 2005, 11:28 PM']Alligators are my 2nd biggest fear. After bridges over water....and dams. Damn i hate those things.....


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I wonder where that comes from? If your an Okie I mean. dude I have had more dreams about the ******* tornadoes all my life since Oz. I have been to FT.Gibson and seen the **** you guys get....now thats scary!

You dont have to go near a gator but the tornado?????

 

crocs and drugs:

http://www.illstreet.com/forums/t4181-croc...-new-drugs.html