yeah, so theres an alligator thats in the park across the street from me. its been there for like 2 days trying to catch it. the guy who first saw it was a hispanic man who was feeding it bread, and tried to feed him tortillas, and the guy also didnt think he needed to call it in.
http://www.dailybreeze.com/news/articles/1677911.html im gonna go catch it. |
attack it with cutco knives and then give a demo to the audience
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I would put a hat on - alligators are like bulls, when they see red they go mental.
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omg. pussies. Thats what guns are for. Then eat the tail meat. Aligator tail is awesome. (I guess caiman would be the same flavor)
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**** you all would **** with the 15ft 500 lbs mofo around my house.
I will say dont let people tell you they are not fast. BS they can turn or leap faster than you can blink literally. Gets some wire , put a big offshore marlin hook on it, hang two feet off the water by using a tree.Tie the cable to tree.Come back tommorrow..... Shoot it with 22 behind its eyes.(Bullet will bounce off the head). I dont have a scanner any more and need to get the digi out. |
People in Florida got arrested for feeding an alligator. They learn to associate humans with food, then eat the humans.
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Alligators are my 2nd biggest fear. After bridges over water....and dams. Damn i hate those things.....
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That's weird, although people say the same thing when I tell them I can't stand the feel of lolipop sticks.
Mark |
[quote name='Rx7Widow' date='Aug 15 2005, 11:28 PM']Alligators are my 2nd biggest fear. After bridges over water....and dams. Damn i hate those things.....
[snapback]748950[/snapback] [/quote] I wonder where that comes from? If your an Okie I mean. dude I have had more dreams about the ******* tornadoes all my life since Oz. I have been to FT.Gibson and seen the **** you guys get....now thats scary! You dont have to go near a gator but the tornado????? |
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