except water and bacardi.

and i dont feel like drinking either of those (not to mention I'm under 21, but who cares).



in other news, don't lick the sauce of the edge of a chef boyardee container. i just cut my tounge.

 

drink the bacardi you are going to want to steralize that cut and what better to do that then alcohol.

 

i like to drink the bacardi with something but there aint nothing around.

 

if your severly dehydrated you can drink your own urine

 

Water sucks, but you can make it fun. Mix some dishwashing liquid in it, and you'll fart bubbles.

 

and have the runs!