GreyGT-C

i have a freind , we'll call him Me, that has been coughing up blood this morning. I, err... my freind has gone from a pack a day smoking habit to about 2 smokes a day. This generally isn't considered a good sign is it?











Ps.. it's not AIDS.

phinsup

Cut yer ***** off, that will fix it.

Shane.Trammell

idk man, that does sound a lot like aids

banzaitoyota

plenty of cough syrup

Seppuku

A friend does that after drinking a lot.

GreyGT-C

although the beer doesn't seem to be helping the bloody hacking.... i feel better atleast.

GreyGT-C

from Hard liquor most likely.... my beer drinking has gone down a lot lately also. Very Rarely on the hard stuff anymore.....although there was that moonshine a week or so ago....

banzaitoyota

Please, Coach, Lick My Wounds



HALSEY, Ore. (AP) — A state panel plans to investigate a high school football coach who acknowledged licking a bloody cut on the knee of one of his players.



Central Linn High School (search) coach Scott Reed, 34, who also teaches science, acknowledged the incident last year after a parent complained. The school district placed him on probation and required him to take a "bloodborne pathogens" course.



Police investigated, but Reed was not arrested.



"Sometimes there are actions that are socially unacceptable or bizarre that aren't necessarily criminal," Linn County Sheriff Dave Burright said.



The student whose knee was licked told police Reed had given team members a pep talk about a coach licking and healing injured players' wounds so they could get back in a game.



Team members urged Reed to do the same for a bleeding scab on the student's knee, and Reed did after asking permission.



A witness said Reed seemed to be "joking around" and the licked athlete was not offended, the police report said.

Sinful7

You're not drinking enough water.

Baldy

just this last weekend, I talked to a guy that said he had a torn stomach lining from drinking too much. so yeah, I don't know.