Tell Me A Joke
03-31-2005, 03:48 PM
#13
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Why do women have legs?
So they don't leave snail tracks
whats the differance between a women and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesnt follow you round after you dump your load in it.
why did god give women two pairs of lips?
so they can **** and moan at the same time.
So they don't leave snail tracks
whats the differance between a women and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesnt follow you round after you dump your load in it.
why did god give women two pairs of lips?
so they can **** and moan at the same time.
03-31-2005, 03:51 PM
#14
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Why are women like KFC?
One you get past the tender thigh and juicy breast, your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in!
Why shouldn't women have drivers licenses?
There's no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom
why do women have smaller feet then men?
so they can stand closer to the stove
One you get past the tender thigh and juicy breast, your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in!
Why shouldn't women have drivers licenses?
There's no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom
why do women have smaller feet then men?
so they can stand closer to the stove
03-31-2005, 04:21 PM
#16
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Posts: 2,532
Okay, this one's perfect. It's pretty old, but very cute. Absolutely perfect for opposite-sex co-workers.
What happens when you put the batteries in the Energizer bunny backwards?
He keeps coming, and coming, and coming.........
A sly smile and a wink, and you are in!
What happens when you put the batteries in the Energizer bunny backwards?
He keeps coming, and coming, and coming.........
A sly smile and a wink, and you are in!
03-31-2005, 05:50 PM
#19
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 2,467
[quote name='Rx7Widow' date='Mar 31 2005, 03:34 PM']and neither Korean, Chinese, or Vietnamese are races, they're countries-Josh
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Korea, China, and Vietnam are countries, the above mentioned are native inhabitats from these countries as well as the names of languages spoken in these countries.
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Korea, China, and Vietnam are countries, the above mentioned are native inhabitats from these countries as well as the names of languages spoken in these countries.
