What do you call two Chinese guys in an orange car?



Gooks of Hazzard

 

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?



Nothing. You already told her twice

 

Why do women have legs?



So they don't leave snail tracks



whats the differance between a women and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesnt follow you round after you dump your load in it.



why did god give women two pairs of lips?

so they can **** and moan at the same time.

 

Why are women like KFC?



One you get past the tender thigh and juicy breast, your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in!



Why shouldn't women have drivers licenses?

There's no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom



why do women have smaller feet then men?

so they can stand closer to the stove

 

[quote name='93 R1' date='Mar 31 2005, 03:42 PM']What do you call two Chinese guys in an orange car?



Gooks of Hazzard


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Gook is a Korean racial slur, not Chinese.

 

Okay, this one's perfect. It's pretty old, but very cute. Absolutely perfect for opposite-sex co-workers.











What happens when you put the batteries in the Energizer bunny backwards?



He keeps coming, and coming, and coming.........











A sly smile and a wink, and you are in!

 

[quote name='Dramon_Killer' date='Mar 31 2005, 04:17 PM']Gook is a Korean racial slur, not Chinese.


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Actually, its Vietnamese

 

and neither Korean, Chinese, or Vietnamese are races, they're countries-Josh

 

[quote name='Rx7Widow' date='Mar 31 2005, 03:34 PM']and neither Korean, Chinese, or Vietnamese are races, they're countries-Josh


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Korea, China, and Vietnam are countries, the above mentioned are native inhabitats from these countries as well as the names of languages spoken in these countries.