teleportation
12-22-2005, 02:18 PM
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I am member of a teleportation club, i could teleport to pretty much any major city in the world, the beauty is I only have to pay for the time that I am actually in the teleportation chamber, there is a meter of which I cant remember the name, but it tracks "time" from the minute you close the door on the chamber to when you open it.
"time" is measure in minutes, so figure a total of 30 of these "minutes" to travel from florida to nyc, because i am in the club I only pay $18 per hour, so 9 bucks and i am in nyc. anyone can do this, you just an world wide teleportation license.
"time" is measure in minutes, so figure a total of 30 of these "minutes" to travel from florida to nyc, because i am in the club I only pay $18 per hour, so 9 bucks and i am in nyc. anyone can do this, you just an world wide teleportation license.
12-22-2005, 02:20 PM
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WOW!!!!!!!! So who is in charge of this teleportation device? Do you have to have a license? What type of license? Do I need both my overies to obtain this license?
I bet only "kewl" people on the "A" list can get one.
I feel so scrimanated agsanst!
I bet only "kewl" people on the "A" list can get one.
I feel so scrimanated agsanst!
12-22-2005, 02:24 PM
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you need a "teleportation" license, anyone with any brains can get one. there are a few levels of the license, local tp: this license allows you to travel within your county and 2 surrounding county's.
state tp: allows you to travel with in the state
federal tp: anywhere in the us
and world tp: anywhere in the world.
u need to have two forms of id when traveling UNLESS you are in a club, then you only need to have a sparepair of underwear
state tp: allows you to travel with in the state
federal tp: anywhere in the us
and world tp: anywhere in the world.
u need to have two forms of id when traveling UNLESS you are in a club, then you only need to have a sparepair of underwear
12-22-2005, 02:27 PM
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RFist006: hello
ankle83 has entered the room.
RFist006: hi
RFist007: why hello
ankle83: oh god
ankle83: not again
RFist006: what's up baby?
RFist007: hi
RFist006: i can tell you something that's up
RFist007: joe
RFist007: joe mama
ankle83: joe mama
ankle83: oohhhh
RFist007: oooh
RFist007: i beat you
ankle83: sweet jesus
ankle83: this is scary
RFist006: it's my...
RFist006: begins with a p and rhymes with ENIS
RFist007: haha
ankle83: als;dfkjasl;kdfjasldfkj
ankle83: nightmares
RFist007: this is messageboard quality stuff
RFist006: oh you like that rfist007?
ankle83: should we post it
RFist007: hmmm
RFist006: after i post you... if you know what i mean
RFist006: usng MY post
ankle83: oh holy ****
ankle83: christ on a stick
RFist006: ouch, my virgin ears
RFist007: haha
RFist006: how dare you take the lord's name in vain
ankle83: because i can
ankle83: and because i'm not henry scott
RFist007: should we invite trevor
RFist006: no
ankle83: yeah
RFist006: i dont like him
RFist007: i hate him
ankle83: please
RFist006: he's not sexual enough
ankle83: invite trevor
ankle83: i'm sure he could be if he tried
RFist006: trevor is asexual
ankle83: so what
RFist006: and that's a turnoff
RFist007: are you scared yet?
ankle83: i think we need a little asexuality in this room
ankle83: not in the way you intend
RFist006: nah... too much prude spoils the bunch
RFist007: hi
RFist006: hi
ankle83: hi
ankle83: yes, this is asteroid-quality stuff
RFist006: we should invite Jubser... he is sexy
RFist007: your mom's asteroid-quality stuff
RFist007: a sexy homo
RFist006: hey, who are you to judge?
RFist007: your mom
RFist006: i saw the pictures of you
RFist007: am i hot or not?
ankle83: your mom?
RFist006: not
RFist007: oh
RFist006: no no no... YOUR mom
ankle83: no, YOUR mom
RFist007: joe
RFist007: grapevine says trevor's a dork
RFist006: haha
ankle83: joe mama
ankle83: is fat
ankle83: hahahahha
ankle83: gotcha there
RFist006: i like sex.
RFist007: i like candy
ankle83: sheep sex doesn't count
RFist006: i like candy while having sex
RFist006: even if it's with your mom?
RFist007: is that a question?
ankle83: nope
ankle83: it's a statement
RFist007: so
RFist006: oh, i love it when you belittle Rfist007
RFist007: i hear that Darren guy is a pimp
RFist006: for yo momma?
ankle83: sheep pimp?
RFist006: i like sex.
ankle83: with sheep?
ankle83: with your mom?
RFist006: talk please... im losing the blood down there
ankle83: with RFist007?
RFist006: with you baby
RFist007: huh
RFist006: when is the next time we are gonna "make love"?
RFist007: whats going on here
RFist006: come over to ashwin's house for a little DP
TrevAustin has entered the room.
TrevAustin: I'm here
RFist006: oh, i just lost it
RFist007: and your queer
ankle83: ashwin is scary
RFist006: bye bye blood
TrevAustin: ooh, it rhymes!
RFist007: so does joe
RFist006: back to the other parts of my body
ankle83: no
ankle83: i don't think anyone wants to hear this
TrevAustin: what the hell?
RFist007: tamara is a goon
RFist006: a sexy goon
ankle83: there must be some mistake, this is not your mom
ankle83: what's a goon anyway
ankle83: does that mean i'm a *****
RFist007: yes
RFist006: probably
RFist006: a sexy *****
RFist006: =-O
ankle83: but i'm not a *****
ankle83: i mean i'm sort of chinkish
RFist006: i like sex.
ankle83: i told you
ankle83: sheep dont' count
RFist007: but your mom does
ankle83: but i know my mom
RFist006: i can make an exception for you though
ankle83: she wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole
RFist006: know in the biblical sense?
ankle83: no no, not in the biblical sense
ankle83: because that
RFist006: that's so great... everyone should know their mom
ankle83: would be just wrong
ankle83: just because you do
ankle83: doens't mean the rest of us do
RFist007: why am i such a pimp
RFist006: you are so sexy when you degrade me
ankle83: i'm always sexy
TrevAustin: that's a good one!
RFist006: yes, you are
ankle83: all right then
ankle83: what are we arguing about
ankle83: if we all know
ankle83: that you have sex with your mom
TrevAustin: I think Ashwin should be executed
ankle83: and i'm a sexy bitch
ankle83: me too
RFist006: hey, who invited this asexual goon anyways?
ankle83: your mom
RFist006: no she didn't
RFist006: that would just be silly
TrevAustin: yes she did
ankle83: how do you know
ankle83: see, he confirms
RFist006: cause im currently knowing her
RFist007: hmm
TrevAustin: it's all about Ashwin's mom
ankle83: he knows his mom
ankle83: very well apparently
TrevAustin: yeah
TrevAustin: figured him for that type
ankle83: and he admits it freely
ankle83: which is below even a ramonan
RFist006: i like sex.
ankle83: i told you god damn it
ankle83: sheep don't count
ankle83: and contrary to kentuckyan folklore, incest is not best
ankle83: as far as your mom goes
TrevAustin: you realize of course that I will transmit the entirety of this text to every registered
TrevAustin: email address at Harvard
RFist007: trevor needs to die
RFist006: hey trevaustin, i hear your mom calling... go tend to her and leave me and ankle83 alone to "talk"
ankle83: no, i think trevor should stay
ankle83: we stanford preppies should stick together
TrevAustin: Can ashwin type bloody fast, or is someone helping him
RFist006: oh? you into the DP scene?
TrevAustin: DP? WTF?
ankle83: i don't know, this is kind of scary
RFist007: alien
ankle83: yeah, you remind me of alien
ankle83: sad sad stuff yo
RFist006: is that a good thing?
ankle83: is it a good thing
ankle83: to be called alien
RFist006: i dunno... is it? aliens can fly around in spaceships
ankle83: aliens are also funny looking
RFist007: wheres lee
RFist006: and they can "probe" things
TrevAustin: what a poor poor fool he is, Tam
ankle83: i don't know; the lee thing is starting to scare me
ankle83: i think he should be added to the death list
RFist006: i think you should be added to the sex list
TrevAustin: yes
ankle83: and i'm rethinking the stanford branch of IHA
ankle83: as long as it isn't with oyu
ankle83: you*
TrevAustin: we could launch a cross-country IHA jiahd!
ankle83: yes! a new holy war to reclaim the integrity of our hallowed Asteroid
TrevAustin: good call, there should be a sex list
RFist006: I Hate Academicteam?
RFist007: i hate you
TrevAustin: just so we can keep ashwin off of it
RFist006: who would you add trev?
ankle83: good call
TrevAustin: me, duh
ankle83: we should banish him from his own site
RFist006: youd have sex with yourself?
RFist007: yea .. good idea morons
TrevAustin: no, I'd be on the list of people allowed to have sex
TrevAustin: you would not
RFist006: and who else would be on that list?
ankle83: me me me
TrevAustin: Tam, evidently
ankle83: yesss
RFist006: oh, youd have sex with Tam?
TrevAustin: actually, almost everyone else in the world
TrevAustin: would be on the list
RFist006: wow... guys too?
TrevAustin: just not you
RFist007: your mom
ankle83: and people with two heads
RFist006: this is a very big list of sexual conquests you have
ankle83: b/c they should't be breeding
TrevAustin: and Alien, and HC
ankle83: ahh yes
ankle83: or D
TrevAustin: for obvious reasons
RFist006: i doubt youll get as far as you want on it
ankle83: or ramonans
ankle83: heck, let's just take off the whole state of texas
RFist006: AHAHC
RFist007: KREEO
TrevAustin: no, I think we should expand it to include everyone except ashwin
ankle83: what kind of a sound is that
ankle83: well, if you insist
ankle83: even hc?
TrevAustin: yeah
TrevAustin: nothing to worry about
ankle83: alkasljfalskfj well...i'll have to think about it
RFist006: why do you people have so much hate in you?
ankle83: true, not like hc
ankle83: will get any action
RFist006: we should all love one another
TrevAustin: I mean . we could issue him a teleportation license and it wouldn't do him any good either
ankle83: why do you have so much desire to sex up y our mother
ankle83: hc?
TrevAustin: yeah
RFist006: or we could issue trev a "get the hell out of here" license and then maybe he'd use it
ankle83: we can just send it back to the planet zitron where it belongs
TrevAustin: or maybe not
TrevAustin: good call
RFist006: why do you guys hate so many people?
RFist007: you people all suck
ankle83: your mom sucks
TrevAustin: I don't I just hold people in contempt
RFist006: maybe that's why you guys dont get out in the world much
RFist006: cause you hate everyone in it
ankle83: look who's talking
TrevAustin: word
RFist007: i am biatch
ankle83: hehe i'm not afeard o' you
TrevAustin: your mom's a biatch
RFist007: no .. that would be JOE MAMA
TrevAustin: no e, moron
ankle83: ashwin is a moron
TrevAustin: word
ankle83: how did he get into harvard
TrevAustin: like, hella word
RFist007: cuz im a pimp
ankle83: no your'e not
TrevAustin: cheating
TrevAustin: hes a snaeky git, remember?
ankle83: you're a sheep pimp
ankle83: and a shifty git
ankle83: exactly
TrevAustin: word
ankle83: hella word
TrevAustin: like, hella word
TrevAustin: dude
RFist007: why doont you two just get a room
RFist006: all this world need is more goons
ankle83: i'm not a *****
ankle83: i leave that to lee
TrevAustin: goon != *****
TrevAustin: Matt is a goon
ankle83: does not equal
TrevAustin: Lee is a *****
ankle83: ?
TrevAustin: not equal to
ankle83: isn't a goon a *****
TrevAustin: no
ankle83: then what's a goon
RFist007: why is matt a goon
RFist006: why is matt a goon?
TrevAustin: that's 'gook'
ankle83: ahhlhhhhhhhh
ankle83: same deal
TrevAustin: Tam, back me up on this
RFist006: you guys do not know your racial slurs
ankle83: so a goon's like an idiot
TrevAustin: Heiden's a goon
ankle83: all right
ankle83: he is
TrevAustin: alien is a goon
ankle83: yes, alien is a goon
TrevAustin: alien is the archetypal goon
ankle83: hc is a.....hc
TrevAustin: word
RFist007: you guys need to go get drunk
RFist006: what makes those people goons?
ankle83: and funny looking to boot
TrevAustin: word
RFist006: mmm i could use a drink right now... pepsi
TrevAustin: that's part of their goonity
ankle83: okay...trevor...there are two ashwins
ankle83: this is slightly disconcerting
RFist007: no there are 3
TrevAustin: I hope you drown in a pool of your own vomit
RFist006: RFist008 is MIA!
ankle83: mia?
RFist006: he must be on a mission to kill someone
RFist007: ****! .. whered he go
ankle83: as in tuya?
TrevAustin: all 3 of you
RFist007: i hear he went to someone;s house
RFist007: he
RFist007: 's in your bushes
TrevAustin: ashwin made three online personalities so they can have wild IM buttsex together
ankle83: that's pretty nasty
RFist006: who the hell is D?
RFist007: who the hell is D?
TrevAustin: the Devil, Dipshit
TrevAustin: (not really)
ankle83: close enough
RFist007: so not a person:
RFist006: good call
ankle83: your mom's a good call
TrevAustin: word
RFist006: actually, she's a good lay
ankle83: that too, but only you would know
ankle83: i bet you are your own father
RFist006: and my dad
RFist006: how is that possible? did you get into stanford using that logic?
ankle83: do you call yourself daddy in bed
RFist007: yes
ankle83: you sleep withyour mother and your father
ankle83: that's god awful
ankle83: i should report you
TrevAustin: so who's the bitch, 007 or 006?
RFist007: your mom
TrevAustin: when you two have sex?
ankle83: i think 006
RFist006: your mom
TrevAustin: yeah, 006
RFist006: no, your mom
ankle83: i don't know, it's a close call
TrevAustin: maybe they take turns?
ankle83: wait so you're your ownmom and your own dad?
ankle83: hmmm possible
RFist007: get a room
ankle83: you get a room
RFist007: buckfutter!
TrevAustin: both of you!
ankle83: with your bitch 006
TrevAustin: buttfucker!
RFist006: tam, let's get back to what's important... tell me what does YOU + ME =?
ankle83: *vomit*
TrevAustin: two bloody corpses and a murder-suicide investigation?
RFist007: go get the door ..
RFist006: we can use that as lube?
RFist006: or would you be gagging onmy member?
ankle83: that goes after the vomit...no thank you, i don't go for that ****
RFist007: so..
ankle83: you have a member?
RFist006: ...os
RFist006: yes
ankle83: i don't believe it
RFist006: want me to prove it to you?
TrevAustin: no
RFist006: i wasnt talking to you
ankle83: ok i'm being kicekd off
ankle83: adios guys
RFist006: 3:00
ankle83: deaht will come later
ankle83 has left the room.
RFist007: yea
TrevAustin has left the room.
RFist007: hi
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RFist006: hello
ankle83 has entered the room.
RFist006: hi
RFist007: why hello
ankle83: oh god
ankle83: not again
RFist006: what's up baby?
RFist007: hi
RFist006: i can tell you something that's up
RFist007: joe
RFist007: joe mama
ankle83: joe mama
ankle83: oohhhh
RFist007: oooh
RFist007: i beat you
ankle83: sweet jesus
ankle83: this is scary
RFist006: it's my...
RFist006: begins with a p and rhymes with ENIS
RFist007: haha
ankle83: als;dfkjasl;kdfjasldfkj
ankle83: nightmares
RFist007: this is messageboard quality stuff
RFist006: oh you like that rfist007?
ankle83: should we post it
RFist007: hmmm
RFist006: after i post you... if you know what i mean
RFist006: usng MY post
ankle83: oh holy ****
ankle83: christ on a stick
RFist006: ouch, my virgin ears
RFist007: haha
RFist006: how dare you take the lord's name in vain
ankle83: because i can
ankle83: and because i'm not henry scott
RFist007: should we invite trevor
RFist006: no
ankle83: yeah
RFist006: i dont like him
RFist007: i hate him
ankle83: please
RFist006: he's not sexual enough
ankle83: invite trevor
ankle83: i'm sure he could be if he tried
RFist006: trevor is asexual
ankle83: so what
RFist006: and that's a turnoff
RFist007: are you scared yet?
ankle83: i think we need a little asexuality in this room
ankle83: not in the way you intend
RFist006: nah... too much prude spoils the bunch
RFist007: hi
RFist006: hi
ankle83: hi
ankle83: yes, this is asteroid-quality stuff
RFist006: we should invite Jubser... he is sexy
RFist007: your mom's asteroid-quality stuff
RFist007: a sexy homo
RFist006: hey, who are you to judge?
RFist007: your mom
RFist006: i saw the pictures of you
RFist007: am i hot or not?
ankle83: your mom?
RFist006: not
RFist007: oh
RFist006: no no no... YOUR mom
ankle83: no, YOUR mom
RFist007: joe
RFist007: grapevine says trevor's a dork
RFist006: haha
ankle83: joe mama
ankle83: is fat
ankle83: hahahahha
ankle83: gotcha there
RFist006: i like sex.
RFist007: i like candy
ankle83: sheep sex doesn't count
RFist006: i like candy while having sex
RFist006: even if it's with your mom?
RFist007: is that a question?
ankle83: nope
ankle83: it's a statement
RFist007: so
RFist006: oh, i love it when you belittle Rfist007
RFist007: i hear that Darren guy is a pimp
RFist006: for yo momma?
ankle83: sheep pimp?
RFist006: i like sex.
ankle83: with sheep?
ankle83: with your mom?
RFist006: talk please... im losing the blood down there
ankle83: with RFist007?
RFist006: with you baby
RFist007: huh
RFist006: when is the next time we are gonna "make love"?
RFist007: whats going on here
RFist006: come over to ashwin's house for a little DP
TrevAustin has entered the room.
TrevAustin: I'm here
RFist006: oh, i just lost it
RFist007: and your queer
ankle83: ashwin is scary
RFist006: bye bye blood
TrevAustin: ooh, it rhymes!
RFist007: so does joe
RFist006: back to the other parts of my body
ankle83: no
ankle83: i don't think anyone wants to hear this
TrevAustin: what the hell?
RFist007: tamara is a goon
RFist006: a sexy goon
ankle83: there must be some mistake, this is not your mom
ankle83: what's a goon anyway
ankle83: does that mean i'm a *****
RFist007: yes
RFist006: probably
RFist006: a sexy *****
RFist006: =-O
ankle83: but i'm not a *****
ankle83: i mean i'm sort of chinkish
RFist006: i like sex.
ankle83: i told you
ankle83: sheep dont' count
RFist007: but your mom does
ankle83: but i know my mom
RFist006: i can make an exception for you though
ankle83: she wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole
RFist006: know in the biblical sense?
ankle83: no no, not in the biblical sense
ankle83: because that
RFist006: that's so great... everyone should know their mom
ankle83: would be just wrong
ankle83: just because you do
ankle83: doens't mean the rest of us do
RFist007: why am i such a pimp
RFist006: you are so sexy when you degrade me
ankle83: i'm always sexy
TrevAustin: that's a good one!
RFist006: yes, you are
ankle83: all right then
ankle83: what are we arguing about
ankle83: if we all know
ankle83: that you have sex with your mom
TrevAustin: I think Ashwin should be executed
ankle83: and i'm a sexy bitch
ankle83: me too
RFist006: hey, who invited this asexual goon anyways?
ankle83: your mom
RFist006: no she didn't
RFist006: that would just be silly
TrevAustin: yes she did
ankle83: how do you know
ankle83: see, he confirms
RFist006: cause im currently knowing her
RFist007: hmm
TrevAustin: it's all about Ashwin's mom
ankle83: he knows his mom
ankle83: very well apparently
TrevAustin: yeah
TrevAustin: figured him for that type
ankle83: and he admits it freely
ankle83: which is below even a ramonan
RFist006: i like sex.
ankle83: i told you god damn it
ankle83: sheep don't count
ankle83: and contrary to kentuckyan folklore, incest is not best
ankle83: as far as your mom goes
TrevAustin: you realize of course that I will transmit the entirety of this text to every registered
TrevAustin: email address at Harvard
RFist007: trevor needs to die
RFist006: hey trevaustin, i hear your mom calling... go tend to her and leave me and ankle83 alone to "talk"
ankle83: no, i think trevor should stay
ankle83: we stanford preppies should stick together
TrevAustin: Can ashwin type bloody fast, or is someone helping him
RFist006: oh? you into the DP scene?
TrevAustin: DP? WTF?
ankle83: i don't know, this is kind of scary
RFist007: alien
ankle83: yeah, you remind me of alien
ankle83: sad sad stuff yo
RFist006: is that a good thing?
ankle83: is it a good thing
ankle83: to be called alien
RFist006: i dunno... is it? aliens can fly around in spaceships
ankle83: aliens are also funny looking
RFist007: wheres lee
RFist006: and they can "probe" things
TrevAustin: what a poor poor fool he is, Tam
ankle83: i don't know; the lee thing is starting to scare me
ankle83: i think he should be added to the death list
RFist006: i think you should be added to the sex list
TrevAustin: yes
ankle83: and i'm rethinking the stanford branch of IHA
ankle83: as long as it isn't with oyu
ankle83: you*
TrevAustin: we could launch a cross-country IHA jiahd!
ankle83: yes! a new holy war to reclaim the integrity of our hallowed Asteroid
TrevAustin: good call, there should be a sex list
RFist006: I Hate Academicteam?
RFist007: i hate you
TrevAustin: just so we can keep ashwin off of it
RFist006: who would you add trev?
ankle83: good call
TrevAustin: me, duh
ankle83: we should banish him from his own site
RFist006: youd have sex with yourself?
RFist007: yea .. good idea morons
TrevAustin: no, I'd be on the list of people allowed to have sex
TrevAustin: you would not
RFist006: and who else would be on that list?
ankle83: me me me
TrevAustin: Tam, evidently
ankle83: yesss
RFist006: oh, youd have sex with Tam?
TrevAustin: actually, almost everyone else in the world
TrevAustin: would be on the list
RFist006: wow... guys too?
TrevAustin: just not you
RFist007: your mom
ankle83: and people with two heads
RFist006: this is a very big list of sexual conquests you have
ankle83: b/c they should't be breeding
TrevAustin: and Alien, and HC
ankle83: ahh yes
ankle83: or D
TrevAustin: for obvious reasons
RFist006: i doubt youll get as far as you want on it
ankle83: or ramonans
ankle83: heck, let's just take off the whole state of texas
RFist006: AHAHC
RFist007: KREEO
TrevAustin: no, I think we should expand it to include everyone except ashwin
ankle83: what kind of a sound is that
ankle83: well, if you insist
ankle83: even hc?
TrevAustin: yeah
TrevAustin: nothing to worry about
ankle83: alkasljfalskfj well...i'll have to think about it
RFist006: why do you people have so much hate in you?
ankle83: true, not like hc
ankle83: will get any action
RFist006: we should all love one another
TrevAustin: I mean . we could issue him a teleportation license and it wouldn't do him any good either
ankle83: why do you have so much desire to sex up y our mother
ankle83: hc?
TrevAustin: yeah
RFist006: or we could issue trev a "get the hell out of here" license and then maybe he'd use it
ankle83: we can just send it back to the planet zitron where it belongs
TrevAustin: or maybe not
TrevAustin: good call
RFist006: why do you guys hate so many people?
RFist007: you people all suck
ankle83: your mom sucks
TrevAustin: I don't I just hold people in contempt
RFist006: maybe that's why you guys dont get out in the world much
RFist006: cause you hate everyone in it
ankle83: look who's talking
TrevAustin: word
RFist007: i am biatch
ankle83: hehe i'm not afeard o' you
TrevAustin: your mom's a biatch
RFist007: no .. that would be JOE MAMA
TrevAustin: no e, moron
ankle83: ashwin is a moron
TrevAustin: word
ankle83: how did he get into harvard
TrevAustin: like, hella word
RFist007: cuz im a pimp
ankle83: no your'e not
TrevAustin: cheating
TrevAustin: hes a snaeky git, remember?
ankle83: you're a sheep pimp
ankle83: and a shifty git
ankle83: exactly
TrevAustin: word
ankle83: hella word
TrevAustin: like, hella word
TrevAustin: dude
RFist007: why doont you two just get a room
RFist006: all this world need is more goons
ankle83: i'm not a *****
ankle83: i leave that to lee
TrevAustin: goon != *****
TrevAustin: Matt is a goon
ankle83: does not equal
TrevAustin: Lee is a *****
ankle83: ?
TrevAustin: not equal to
ankle83: isn't a goon a *****
TrevAustin: no
ankle83: then what's a goon
RFist007: why is matt a goon
RFist006: why is matt a goon?
TrevAustin: that's 'gook'
ankle83: ahhlhhhhhhhh
ankle83: same deal
TrevAustin: Tam, back me up on this
RFist006: you guys do not know your racial slurs
ankle83: so a goon's like an idiot
TrevAustin: Heiden's a goon
ankle83: all right
ankle83: he is
TrevAustin: alien is a goon
ankle83: yes, alien is a goon
TrevAustin: alien is the archetypal goon
ankle83: hc is a.....hc
TrevAustin: word
RFist007: you guys need to go get drunk
RFist006: what makes those people goons?
ankle83: and funny looking to boot
TrevAustin: word
RFist006: mmm i could use a drink right now... pepsi
TrevAustin: that's part of their goonity
ankle83: okay...trevor...there are two ashwins
ankle83: this is slightly disconcerting
RFist007: no there are 3
TrevAustin: I hope you drown in a pool of your own vomit
RFist006: RFist008 is MIA!
ankle83: mia?
RFist006: he must be on a mission to kill someone
RFist007: ****! .. whered he go
ankle83: as in tuya?
TrevAustin: all 3 of you
RFist007: i hear he went to someone;s house
RFist007: he
RFist007: 's in your bushes
TrevAustin: ashwin made three online personalities so they can have wild IM buttsex together
ankle83: that's pretty nasty
RFist006: who the hell is D?
RFist007: who the hell is D?
TrevAustin: the Devil, Dipshit
TrevAustin: (not really)
ankle83: close enough
RFist007: so not a person:
RFist006: good call
ankle83: your mom's a good call
TrevAustin: word
RFist006: actually, she's a good lay
ankle83: that too, but only you would know
ankle83: i bet you are your own father
RFist006: and my dad
RFist006: how is that possible? did you get into stanford using that logic?
ankle83: do you call yourself daddy in bed
RFist007: yes
ankle83: you sleep withyour mother and your father
ankle83: that's god awful
ankle83: i should report you
TrevAustin: so who's the bitch, 007 or 006?
RFist007: your mom
TrevAustin: when you two have sex?
ankle83: i think 006
RFist006: your mom
TrevAustin: yeah, 006
RFist006: no, your mom
ankle83: i don't know, it's a close call
TrevAustin: maybe they take turns?
ankle83: wait so you're your ownmom and your own dad?
ankle83: hmmm possible
RFist007: get a room
ankle83: you get a room
RFist007: buckfutter!
TrevAustin: both of you!
ankle83: with your bitch 006
TrevAustin: buttfucker!
RFist006: tam, let's get back to what's important... tell me what does YOU + ME =?
ankle83: *vomit*
TrevAustin: two bloody corpses and a murder-suicide investigation?
RFist007: go get the door ..
RFist006: we can use that as lube?
RFist006: or would you be gagging onmy member?
ankle83: that goes after the vomit...no thank you, i don't go for that ****
RFist007: so..
ankle83: you have a member?
RFist006: ...os
RFist006: yes
ankle83: i don't believe it
RFist006: want me to prove it to you?
TrevAustin: no
RFist006: i wasnt talking to you
ankle83: ok i'm being kicekd off
ankle83: adios guys
RFist006: 3:00
ankle83: deaht will come later
ankle83 has left the room.
RFist007: yea
TrevAustin has left the room.
RFist007: hi
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