I am member of a teleportation club, i could teleport to pretty much any major city in the world, the beauty is I only have to pay for the time that I am actually in the teleportation chamber, there is a meter of which I cant remember the name, but it tracks "time" from the minute you close the door on the chamber to when you open it.
"time" is measure in minutes, so figure a total of 30 of these "minutes" to travel from florida to nyc, because i am in the club I only pay $18 per hour, so 9 bucks and i am in nyc. anyone can do this, you just an world wide teleportation license. |
WOW!!!!!!!! So who is in charge of this teleportation device? Do you have to have a license? What type of license? Do I need both my overies to obtain this license?
I bet only "kewl" people on the "A" list can get one. I feel so scrimanated agsanst! |
you need a "teleportation" license, anyone with any brains can get one. there are a few levels of the license, local tp: this license allows you to travel within your county and 2 surrounding county's.
state tp: allows you to travel with in the state federal tp: anywhere in the us and world tp: anywhere in the world. u need to have two forms of id when traveling UNLESS you are in a club, then you only need to have a sparepair of underwear |
but I only have one ovary, I cant get a license :(
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RFist007: your mom TrevAustin: when you two have sex? ankle83: i think 006 RFist006: your mom TrevAustin: yeah, 006 RFist006: no, your mom ankle83: i don't know, it's a close call TrevAustin: maybe they take turns? ankle83: wait so you're your ownmom and your own dad? ankle83: hmmm possible RFist007: get a room ankle83: you get a room RFist007: buckfutter! TrevAustin: both of you! ankle83: with your bitch 006 TrevAustin: buttfucker! RFist006: tam, let's get back to what's important... tell me what does YOU + ME =? ankle83: *vomit* TrevAustin: two bloody corpses and a murder-suicide investigation? RFist007: go get the door .. RFist006: we can use that as lube? RFist006: or would you be gagging onmy member? ankle83: that goes after the vomit...no thank you, i don't go for that **** RFist007: so.. ankle83: you have a member? RFist006: ...os RFist006: yes ankle83: i don't believe it RFist006: want me to prove it to you? TrevAustin: no RFist006: i wasnt talking to you ankle83: ok i'm being kicekd off ankle83: adios guys RFist006: 3:00 ankle83: deaht will come later ankle83 has left the room. RFist007: yea TrevAustin has left the room. RFist007: hi |
SOMEONE HAS PILOTED THEMSELVES OFF THE DEEP END
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What I want to know is whether these teleportation devices have a hobbs/hour/odometer.
Mark |
Not only can I teleport, I can go frontwards and backwards
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