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Old Oct 5, 2009 | 09:36 AM
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In honor of National Customer Service Week, this afternoon each of you will receive a token of appreciation on behalf of our leadership team.


Ice cream? Paid vacation? Permanent unpaid vacation?



I already get to wear jeans all this week, what more could they possibly offer?
Old Oct 5, 2009 | 09:48 AM
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Pizza luncheon or someone annoying gets the axe
Old Oct 5, 2009 | 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Baldy
Ice cream? Paid vacation? Permanent unpaid vacation?



I already get to wear jeans all this week, what more could they possibly offer?


Attractive hookers and free blow jobs for everyone!
Old Oct 5, 2009 | 10:58 AM
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commemorative 24ct plated gold coin
Old Oct 5, 2009 | 12:32 PM
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swift kick to the nuts
Old Oct 5, 2009 | 12:39 PM
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I saw a fancy cupcake on someone's desk, but I have yet to see a cupcake arrive on my desk.
Old Oct 5, 2009 | 03:06 PM
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gonna sell the seat off your chair and leave you the telescopic post



and give you the cash from the sale as your christmas bonus
Old Oct 5, 2009 | 03:39 PM
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Large lemon cupcake with white chocolate shavings, yum!



Originally Posted by TYSON
gonna sell the seat off your chair and leave you the telescopic post



and give you the cash from the sale as your christmas bonus
I wish! Then I would get a Christmas bonus! I've never had a Christmas bonus before (in any job).
Old Oct 5, 2009 | 09:58 PM
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Maybe will you get a BrewTender!...

I get this phone call from one of my parts suppliers that I have won a significant prize from their monthly invoice draw...

I won this ******* useless thing...

http://www.brewtender.ca/

I mean really, empty all your beer into this thing with ice to go flat...so stupid...
Old Oct 6, 2009 | 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Baldy
I wish! Then I would get a Christmas bonus! I've never had a Christmas bonus before (in any job).


yeah few and far between, i have had them taken away before



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