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In honor of National Customer Service Week, this afternoon each of you will receive a token of appreciation on behalf of our leadership team. Ice cream? Paid vacation? Permanent unpaid vacation? I already get to wear jeans all this week, what more could they possibly offer? |
Pizza luncheon or someone annoying gets the axe
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Originally Posted by Baldy
(Post 834510)
Ice cream? Paid vacation? Permanent unpaid vacation?
I already get to wear jeans all this week, what more could they possibly offer? Attractive hookers and free blow jobs for everyone! |
commemorative 24ct plated gold coin
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swift kick to the nuts
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I saw a fancy cupcake on someone's desk, but I have yet to see a cupcake arrive on my desk.
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gonna sell the seat off your chair and leave you the telescopic post
and give you the cash from the sale as your christmas bonus |
Large lemon cupcake with white chocolate shavings, yum!
Originally Posted by TYSON
(Post 834520)
gonna sell the seat off your chair and leave you the telescopic post
and give you the cash from the sale as your christmas bonus |
Maybe will you get a BrewTender!...
I get this phone call from one of my parts suppliers that I have won a significant prize from their monthly invoice draw... I won this ******* useless thing... http://www.brewtender.ca/ I mean really, empty all your beer into this thing with ice to go flat...so stupid... |
Originally Posted by Baldy
(Post 834521)
I wish! Then I would get a Christmas bonus! I've never had a Christmas bonus before (in any job).
yeah few and far between, i have had them taken away before |
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