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Old 05-11-2006, 03:11 PM
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A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up

leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around

his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled

with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom,

with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in

rows covering the entire wall!



It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and

she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into

organizing the display.



There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears

covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running

all the way along the top shelf.



She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large

collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is

quite impressed by his sensitive side.



They share a bottle of wine, continue talking and after a while, she

finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future father my children?"



She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in

his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's

clothes and make hot, steamy love.



She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity,

more heat than she has ever known.



After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they

are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes

his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"



The guy warmly smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her

eyes, and says:











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"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
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Old 05-11-2006, 07:35 PM
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haha, i liked it!
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Old 05-12-2006, 05:44 AM
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It's almost as old as Banzai, but it still makes me laugh!
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Old 05-12-2006, 07:33 AM
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